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    DublinO
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    That’s freaking awesome, I mean it’s likely fake, but hilarious none the less

    Graceless
    Member

    Wow…. Just… Wow…

    camusapprentice
    Member

    Stupidity at its finest

    @Dublin0: Likely fake? you sound like the idiotic mother. Im sure there is someone out there with nothing better to do than fabricate posts by closed minded bible thumpers.

    MrElzebub
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    MrElzebub

    I caught my son blowing a guy. He must have a secret girlfriend who he is practicing for so he can tell her how to do it better. But he’s not gay!

    Annarchy
    Member

    Wow. Because what the parents teach the kid makes him gay or straight. When will people like this realize that it’s not their place to worry about their kids’ sex life? It’s creepy!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @camusapprentice:

    No he doesn’t. People have been creating fake questions all over the place and on many sites. While this one is probably fake, he didn’t claim that it isn’t realistic.

    What’s your problem with scepticism people.

    FlyingMantisShrimp
    Member

    @camusapprentice: Yeah, because Dublin is just way off base here to be suspecting that a troll is lurking on Yahoo Questions.

    TrikYodz
    Member

    @camusapprentice:
    i agree with dieA
    srsly campus. are you new to the internets? sure there are super retarted religous fucks out there, and in this world this is a fifty fifty chance that this is real. i can tell youre new to MCS, seeing as youre member number over 5000 this has been happening. its an ammusing form of what we call trolling. and trolling is often frowned upon in the internet.
    and in defense of dublin: you sound like an angry overreactant athiest, apprentice.

    Lamb
    Member

    @MrElzebub: i love you.
    She thought him about abstinence, but screwing a girl in his bedroom is not worse the humping a fellow in the bum or being porked himself.

    TrikYodz
    Member

    @FlyingMantisShrimp: wholeheartedly agree, btw

    DublinO
    Member

    LOVE my peeps,
    @dieAntagonista: You’re awesome
    @FlyingMantisShrimp: Love the sarcasm
    @TrikYodz: Holy shit I’m embarassed I’m 5383

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    Considering the user ‘Bethany’ has submitted 1 single question (that one) and not had any activity since I expect that it is indeed fake.

    Or maybe her son got some gayids on her computer and she hasn’t been able to use it since posting that?

    If it IS real the last person to tell is her pastor.
    He allllready knows. 😉

    Tyger42
    Member

    @camusapprentice: Yes, there are a LOT of people out there with nothing better to do.

    TrikYodz
    Member

    @Dublin0: meh, you dont say dumb things that constitute making fun of your register number.
    on a completely different note:
    lol 5383.
    jm jm

    DublinO
    Member

    @mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: Your absolutely right the last person to tell is the pastor, she should tell the priest. (bam old news I know, I know)

    erock11
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    @TrikYodz:
    Don’t judge based on member#. I’m over 6000 (I know, lol), but I recognize the likelyhood that the Yahoo question fake, albeit, possible. 😉

    numb7rs
    Member

    Judge me by member number.

    Go on, I dare you.

    DublinO
    Member

    @erock11: Haha fucking newb
    @numb7rs: Have you gotten your profits sharing check yet???

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    @Dublin0:

    um…yup that was the joke, dude. Pastors fuck boy anus too.

    But who among us doesn’t? Right? No? Nobody? dieA? Ass? No?

    fuckuguys

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    @numb7rs:

    Can I?

    gx5000
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:

    ZOMG there you go again !!! Nothing izreal !
    Whatchya doin’ bringing in scepticism when Religion and sexual tendencies are at play !!
    Are you mad ??!!
    This cannot end well !
    😛

    bigjoe2k7
    Member

    It smells fake, as a true religious zealot like her wouldn’t consider the option her child is gay, nor would she make a statement about it. Its the additional details part that proves the fakery.

    DublinO
    Member

    Oh shit mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: Literally just one-up’d you numb7rs: Veteran fight!!!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @gx5000:

    How much do you love me? Can I paint a heart with your blood on my wall? Please?

    @mAgnUS BUTTfoorson:

    I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    What’s my member number.

    DublinO
    Member

    @RSIxidor: 55378008

    KommissarKvC
    Member

    lets hope its fake, theres already too many guys and not enough illegal firearms around to deal with them all

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Dublin0:
    Oh, good. Thanks.

    DublinO
    Member

    @RSIxidor: just kidding it’s really 950, (bad texas instrument joke sorry)

    elzarcothepale
    Member

    @KommissarKvC:
    haha you meant to say gays- haha typo’d.

    yeah, this obvious fake has been floating around /b/ for a a while.
    It’s always a little disappointing to /b/ leavings surface on M[c]S- I like to think the intelligence level is higher here, at least on average.

    macio
    Member

    God will love the son even if he is a pole smoker. Unless I’m wrong, then he’ll burn in the ever lasting flames of hell…

    Elepski
    Member

    Blinded by religion…. how can these people function?

    Phyreblade
    Member

    ROFLMAO… Well on the positive side, she needn’t worry about him getting anyone pregnant… @Annarchy: I understand your personal views on the topic, but it *is* a parents responsibility to teach thier children about responsibility, including, but by no means limited to, responsible sexual activity. Not necessarily to tell them what their sexual preference should be, but to try and teach them how to avoid making stupid mistakes that they may all have to suffer for the rest of thier lives. If he were an adult, and not living at home, it would be one thing, but the fact that… Read more »

    ieattime20
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: I’m going to say that I’m a pessimist about this being fake because no one ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of American people, and especially bible-thumpers.

    Whether or not this instance is fake does not change the fact that the reality of it is depressing, awful, and a little funny.

    MrX
    Member

    I love my dead, gay son.

    DublinO
    Member

    @ieattime20:
    “Whether or not this instance is fake does not change the fact that the reality of it is depressing, awful, and a little funny.”
    WTF??? such contradiction creates another sad reality… believe what you want to if it makes you happy, like a 9th grader watching wrestling it’s just easier to let you get lost in the illusion no matter how blatantly obvious the fallacy is. So yeah bro it’s really really sad

    outofocus
    Member

    This is FTW. Whether or not it’s a fake so doesn’t matter because there ARE people out there asking these sorts of questions… which is down right terrifying if you ask me.

    HoChunk
    Member

    @MrX: Win –iff she had found a bottle of mineral water in her room there would be no room for denial.

    HoChunk
    Member

    *his* room

    HoChunk
    Member

    if* –JEEZ M CROW

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    If it was a fake, they would have posted more than once. This is real.

    DublinO
    Member

    @AlecDalek: Noooo, now our association of UID and intelligence system is screwed all to hell, SONS OF DEATH!!!

    If the real Alec reads this please know your little brother was playing on your MCS account trying to make you look foolish.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @AlecDalek:

    Hmm, well i am looking at this post here where a man claims to be a reptillian cow. There is only one post so this is real.

    JazzyJazzyJazzHands
    Member

    I’m on the fence with this. I could see it equally as being a troll (who should consider a career in journalism) and for real, because sadly, I went to the school with kids who had parents who were that fucking retarded.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @thelotuseater725: Word.

    But hey, I bet if someone had posted a yahoo question that showed atheists in a bad light, of course it would be fake.

    Humans are amusing.

    DublinO
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: Fantastic approach

    BowToMe
    Member

    Crap, who posted this, Dang it mom …

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @camusapprentice:
    Because atheists never impersonate christians with the purpose of defaming the character of a group or to remove philosophical validity, right? No, they are always respectful and reasonable to those of differing opinion/belief. And they would NEVER EVER sink as low as anonymously posting as a disillusioned christian mother who thinks finding gay porn in her sons room is a sign that he is fucking his girlfriend.

    @Dublin0:

    He doesn’t need his little brother to help him.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:

    Humans are amusing, especially the really closed minded ones who pretend to be open minded.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @thelotuseater725:
    Including close minded atheists

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @thelotuseater725:

    Whoa whoa whoa. Are you trying to say that there are atheists who can be close minded?!

    BLASPHEMY.

    Someone is going to get sodomised in hell real good.

    ieattime20
    Member

    @Dublin0: I think you missed the point there. @dieAntagonista: While there are plenty of rational-fails out there, at least atheists aren’t de facto objectors to reality and facts. The same can’t be said of any Christian. Anyway. I live in Georgia. This shit happens all the time. My aunt burst into tears when she heard I was dating a black woman. (I’m white, PS.) We’re broken up now, but my mom still throws it in my face like it’s something to be ashamed of. To those of us privy to this kind of self-denial, dangerous, awful parenting every day of… Read more »

    DublinO
    Member

    @thelotuseater725: if you think “Nice Approach” that’s helping, I believe the intended context was a compliment not a barrage of assistance… but hey get personal if you have to JR.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    I think MCS may be coming a place where people no longer fully understand what the other people are saying. Its possible that everyone here who seemed to be insulting was only trying to be funny, and everyone trying to be funny may have actually been intending insult.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @ieattime20: What the fuck are you talking about. There are over 6 billion people on this planet, and every single one of them believes in a different kind of reality. Your argument is so weak, I don’t even know why I’m replying. So you are saying all Christians are automatically objectors to reality and facts? In what miserable world do you live. There are Christian scientists, doctors and more, with whom you probably agree on everything except that there is a god. That a god doesn’t exist isn’t a fact, it’s an assumption. Therefore speaking of facts and reality is… Read more »

    Drunkin
    Member

    I’m going to pretend none of you are real (E-people) and that the words that appear here are the mastermind of Tiki who is actually a supercomputer creating all this shit to look at. He does this so I have something to waste my time with when getting drunk just isn’t enough.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: While he did sound awfully pretentious, I think his main point was the majority of Christians he has been familiar with (possibly Southern Baptist) are in fact the way he describes. On the “racism” note, the reason this is only partially valid is because some christians use the scripture mentioning “equally yoked” to include racial boundaries. But that’s stupid. If we’re all made in God’s image, then God must be one hell of a mutt, amirite? That said. I didn’t like his arguments either. I poop on them. @Drunkin: None of this is real. Its all in your head.… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @RSIxidor:

    I could use the bible to justify raping little children in the ass, doesn’t mean that has anything to do with what the bible actually says.

    He made it sound like close minded Christians and racists are one and the same – what more do I need to say?

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    Yes, I know. I’m not really sure why I cared to explain his point. Probably because I’m bored. VERY VERY BORED.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @ieattime20: So what you are saying is that all christians do not believe in facts or reality? That all christians are idiots much like your mother who ignore reality in order to uphold arcane sociological parameters? That’s a pretty closed minded thing to say because the fact of the matter is that ALL CHRISTIANS ARE NOT LIKE THAT. Yes there are plenty of Christians who are like that and unfortunately a large portion of Christians do act and think like that. But for the most part those portions tend to be the most dogmatic and uneducated of the christian populace.… Read more »

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @Drunkin: Well, I dunno about the rest of them, but I’m certainly not real…

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @thelotuseater725:

    “You don’t learn about evolution by walking into a christian run creationism “museum””

    You my friend, are one brilliant motherfucker.

    Please, let me worship thee and thy brain.

    Too bad I wasn’t at the computer last time you logged in.

    DublinO
    Member

    @ieattime20: It represents a person with the inability to reason outside the box because she’s ill equipped to handle the truth… it’s funny to many because it represents what you want to believe about thousands of Christiana/Catholics out there, and some would brand it as highly probable no matter how illogical it seems. @dieAntagonista: is right if this were aimed towards Atheists there would be a whole bunch of flack in the opposite direction. The common is STUPID people (you’ll find some in every belief or faith/lack-there-of) The variable is the set of rules that person believes exploit them not… Read more »

    ieattime20
    Member

    @thelotuseater725: @dieAntagonista: It’s probably my fault for not taking longer to explain, but I’m only replying here because I feel like you’ve taken my argument much farther in another direction than I intended. I’m not saying that all religious people are completely incapable of dealing with any facts or reality in general. I’m saying that by believing in God, you are flying in the face of all evidence that rational thought has provided us. There is no compelling reason to believe in God over rational explanations of the world, and plenty of reasons not to. I’m also not saying that… Read more »

    ieattime20
    Member

    Oh, additionally, before someone else strawmans me for this, let me say that I don’t think that religious people are crazy or horrible people, and the statement that they are necessarily at least partially irrational is only an observation that you can universally point to their irrationality. Everyone is irrational, without fail, even the greatest of logicians have their weird paranoias and fundamental flaws. It’s not really so much of a diss on religious people as an expression of their commonality in one factor.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @ieattime20: Rationality does not equal truth. I hope you are aware of that. If there is any compelling reason to believe in god over rational explanations is debatable. But it’s completely irrelevant, we could discuss this for days and we would never come to any conclusion. I dare you to try to find two Christians from two different cities who believe in god the exact same way etc. Guess what, it’s impossible. As for racism and the like coming mostly from theists – yes I agree with that. But again, it’s completely irrelevant. If someone tells you, I’m a Christian,… Read more »

    ieattime20
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: I’m not sure what’s ‘relevant’ here. If the question is, “Do parents like this actually exist?” Then yes, it is quite relevant. I’ve had the misfortune to meet many of them. If the question is, “Do all religious people believe in irrational things sometimes?” The answer is again yes. If the question is “Is it better to be rational than irrational?” Then I will say that provably yes in every single situation besides what God you do or don’t believe in. Parents should be rational, political leaders should be rational, and in either of these cases religion can rarely… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @ieattime20: There’s only one problem: where did you see anyone say that parents like this don’t exist? Nobody said anything like that. And nobody said all atheists are close minded either. I was merely pointing out that atheists can be close minded. What’s wrong with that? I have met a lot of people who immediately approve of an atheist just because they’re an atheist. I’m sure you agree that that’s idiotic. Even on this site there is a guy called Kommissar, he is a Nazi and thinks Jews and Blacks should die – and he’s an atheist. Does that have… Read more »

    Drunkin
    Member

    @RSIxidor: Yeah, but then the supercomputer would steal all my zeros and ones. “Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.” Lily Tomlin.

    Relative to topic.
    “Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.” “Why is it when we talk to God, we’re said to be praying–but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?” again…Lily Tomlin. A comedian…

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Drunkin:

    I wish I had posted when you did so I could go OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD SIXXXXYY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

    Drunkin
    Member

    @RSIxidor: Oh sorry, I failed to notice 🙁 I’m kinda out of it today.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @ieattime20: “by believing in God, you are flying in the face of all evidence that rational thought has provided us” I must violently disagree with you there sir. I have always believed that science does nothing more than explain how god most likely does what he does. For example i am an Old-Earth creationist. I believe that it did indeed probably take thousands/millions/billions of years for our planet and life on it to come forth. Now the reason i believe this is not only because of Scientific theory/fact but also because in the Direct hebrew translation of Genesi it starts… Read more »

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @thelotuseater725:
    I like you. You’re a good guy.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @RSIxidor: Hey, BACK OFF. I discovered his genius first.

    @thelotuseater725:

    So how about your brain and my brain… at my place? Yeah sound good? I agree.

    ieattime20
    Member

    I’ll take two big responses, since I got two big responses, in response to… well, you see. @dieAntagonista: No one said those parents don’t exist. I’m making an ancillary point; I don’t think the above post is funny, nor do I think the fact that this may be a fake have anything to do with the content, since these are viewpoints that real people actually have. So if you laugh at it, you’re laughing at these people, and if like me you wish people wouldn’t remind you that sick, twisted, voluntarily mentally handicapped people raise our next generation of human… Read more »

    ieattime20
    Member

    @thelotuseater725: See, man, first off let me say that I’m not attacking your intelligence. Plenty of people WAY smarter than me believe as you do, and plenty of people WAY smarter than me believe the way I do. It’s a matter of perspective, so don’t take me the wrong way and go into this with an open mind. It feels to me that you are filling in the gaps of scientific theory with your God. Historically, many many people have done this, with people in Newton’s age saying, “OK, well, that sort of explains gravity, but God still makes the… Read more »

    numb7rs
    Member

    Holy shit. I leave you guys alone for one day and this happens.

    Seriously.

    What the hell.

    deleted_user
    Member

    I made this as a joke

    nyoki
    Member

    @thelotuseater725: That’s the best and most cohesive explanation I’ve heard by anyone trying to incorporate theism and science together and get creationism and evolution side by side. I’ve never understood most atheists’ insistence that theists are fundamentally flawed and ignorant. I’ve met very few religious people that I dislike specifically for their religious views and beliefs, the ones that I have met and disliked are very specifically of the Jerry Falwell/Pat Robertson persuasion. I know I’ve said it may times but I’ve come to realize over the years that most atheists are angry atheists and I’m not. It was simply… Read more »

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @ieattime20: no offense taken, conversations like this keep my wits sharp and percieved facts corrected. GOD DAMN IT I HAD A REALLY FUCKING GREAT RESPONSE TO YOU AND THEN I HIT MY MOUSE ON THE FUCKING BUILT IN BACK BUTTON.GOD FUCKING DAMN IT….sigh, maybe there is no god, or he just wants to be left alone and made me delete my shit. I’m not going to type it out again because it was fucking huge and i need to go to bed, so i will give you a really short answer that doesn’t cover everything. Basically what you said i… Read more »

    Annarchy
    Member

    @Phyreblade:
    I agree with that. But a parent being nearly obsessed with their child’s sex life and if their kid is gay or straight is just creepy and wrong. I’m not understanding why it’s mom or dad’s business what team junior is batting for. (Had a concise response typed out last night then my connection went *poof* before I clicked submit – DAMN!!)

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @thelotuseater725: I agree. 100% Extremely well said. *bows* @Annarchy: I think any good parent should know *everything* about their kids. What their favorite foods are, who they hang out with, what they like to do, where their favorite hang outs are, which side they are batting for, etc, etc, etc. Not only should that be a matter of course for any parent who really cares about thier kids well being, I believe that being nosy is actually a requirement for good parenting. A very annoying one, but a requirement nonetheless. Now I really don’t condone parents obsessing over anything, however… Read more »

    Annarchy
    Member

    @Phyreblade:
    Since the son is still living with his mommy, I will give you the point. He’s not old enough to take care of himself and his mom should be worried about him. She should also consider teaching him how to take care of himself. That is a parent’s job. The nosiness can be helpful, but it shouldn’t be necessary if your kid is smart.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @Annarchy: Indeed. Smart kids do simplify things tremendously. Actually I find some of the smarter ones have a great open relationship with their parents, and are fairly forthcoming about things, which does make the prying largely unnecessary. But it only works with open, honest relationships. But smarts are not a good substitute for experience. Even smart kids are still kids, and will make a lot of mistakes. The point of good parenting should be to give them the mental and emotional tools to enable them take care of themselves. Some of them just get there faster than others. So it… Read more »

    outofocus
    Member

    @Phyreblade: What you said… I like it… a lot. *thumbs up*

    (really, you just made me feel good about my parenting skills and how awesome my kid is 😀 )

    nyoki
    Member

    Parenting: A tricky job. 3 totally different kids, 3 differing parenting roles, for me. I’ve always considered our (hubby and I) job to be raising kids that are well equipped emotionally, intellectually and physically for adult life, somewhere around the 18 year mark. If you’re involved in your kids life, you’ll already know what’s going on in their life. It’s our job to know more than they do and we have to do all this w/out too many preconceptions about what our kids should be.

    outofocus
    Member

    @nyokki: Amen.

    DublinO
    Member

    @nyokki: Great point, case closed



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