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“Message From God”
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February 10, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Fucking awesome!
But I still think thats a little harsh. Does voting for an idiot really warrant the possible destruction of everything you once held dear?
February 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
yes, yes it does.
this is one of the best things ive seen in a long time.
February 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Sure, if you believe that 9/11 happened because NYC is too liberal and tolerates homosexuality.
Only things is, these folks here are joking.
February 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
So your house blows up after a tornado. The gov’ment comes and gives you lots of money and help. You vote for that gov’ment again. Makes sense no?
February 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Wow – awesome
February 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Hell exists in Florida.
February 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm
If God doesn’t exist, how can he wreak destruction on inhabitants of the east coast because of their voting practices?
February 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Hate to rain on the parade, but www.snopes.com/politics/bush/hurricane.asp
February 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Ah, snopes. Spoiling fun with pesky facts.
February 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Florida wasn’t smited (smoten, smitten?) by God because they voted for Bush. It was leveled because no one could figure out how to vote correctly. I think if an entire state can’t use its own voting system, its federal voting rights should be taken away for at least one election.
February 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I thought democrats don’t believe in god
February 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
@thequietguy: They do, he’s called Obama–and they want to bear his immaculate babies.
February 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm
–and his maculate ones as well.
February 10, 2009 at 6:10 pm
@frogurtx:
He’s not god. God is supposed to be an old white guy who is all wrathful. Nothing like Obama.
February 10, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@Annarchy: Take away Obama’s Blackberry and see how long till you get shanked. buwhaha, i joke
February 10, 2009 at 10:29 pm
@vygramul: I didn’t know that this was on Snopes (or that it was a bit inaccurate.)
Thanks for the link.
February 11, 2009 at 12:11 am
@kondspi: Pics like this are almost always fake or altered. We just hope it’s funny. ;<)
February 11, 2009 at 12:16 am
Yeah, Charley almost went right over my house. Fun times with no electricity for five days. Florida with no A/C is not fun.
And I still haven’t bought a generator. I’d probably forget to fuel the thing anyways.
February 11, 2009 at 3:33 am
Rofl… Amazing…
February 11, 2009 at 6:07 am
Another brilliant example of a circular argument:
++ add random fact that created a nuisance due to human behaviour and decision making.
++ add random disconnected fact that created a nuisance but which cannot be proven to be precipitated by humans (global warming bah! humbug!)
++ introduce god
++ stir well and simmer
February 11, 2009 at 8:17 am
probably because bush promised to fix stuff… although i wouldn’t know, i was in second grade during that election
I remember i voted for bush in our mock election, because he looked nicer:)
February 11, 2009 at 10:37 am
@frogurtx:
I think the Secret Service took away his shank. But, take away his Blackberry and expect a drive-by on your house real quick.
February 11, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@Adrian: You mean this isn’t proof that there’s a God?!? D00d.. You’re destroying the very foundations of my existential paradigm… 0_o
February 11, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Okay, there is no God. Florida is simply cursed because of high number of retarded rednecks that live there.
March 22, 2009 at 10:53 am
If I were God, and I existed, I would have just carved ‘FUCK NO’ kilometre deep right across Texas.
March 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@LukeV1-5: And this is why you are no God…
March 4, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I remember I was in fifth grade during this election. I voted for Gore in the little mock-election the school held, because I felt like he looked like he’d try harder.