Comments on: Michael Phelps does what?

By: traptin85

traptin85 — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:41:27 +0000

its not a bong or a penis pump, its a steroid breathalyzer test

By: Jee-Jay-Ja-Ja

Jee-Jay-Ja-Ja — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:57:34 +0000

I hate you Excelsior

By: Moe

Moe — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:26:51 +0000

@Excelsior: you belevie that? so please show scientific PROOF... please. right here.. some ACTUAL REAL PROOF! not some bullshit 1960's Reefer madness report..just once prove to me that i will flatline half my brain..

By: Moe

Moe — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:21:12 +0000

@Excelsior: So my best friend of 22 yrs has a giant brain tumur..Says he feels sick ALL the time- Can't stand the sight of food- Chemo makes him even worse- pain pills make him puke. GUESS WHAT- ONE toke of a vaporizer or one marinol (THC) pill makes his world better- He can eat again- he can even forget his pain for a few hours... So why on EARTH would anyone want to legalize the use of THC? YOU are the reason humans ARE FAIL. Thanks ass-monkey slave.

By: AbaddonTheDespoiler

AbaddonTheDespoiler — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:23:50 +0000

have a bong for me Michael

By: nyokki

nyokki — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:35:48 +0000

@Puulaahi: I wonder what the ratio is for pro Phelps and con Phelps.

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:27:59 +0000

@nyokki: nyokki articles like that are EXACTLY why I have stopped reading news papers or watching TV news intensely. Sometimes the majority of the populace is just retarded.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:23:33 +0000

Kellogg Customers More Concerned With Phelps Than Tainted Peanut Butter

By: natedog

natedog — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:22:20 +0000

LEAVE MARY JANE ALONE!!!

By: nyokki

nyokki — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:03:10 +0000

It seems to me that doing drugs is real. How is the drug experience less real or less authentic than those who experience life drug free? What is about people who don’t do things that they always complain about people who do? You want to live your life drug free? Fine. Please feel free to live your life as you see fit. You don’t need my permission to not do drugs.

By: Jas3n_bla

Jas3n_bla — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:42:08 +0000

@excelsior:
If you would just follow this link at the bottom of my post, you would see why people think Marijuana should be legal.
And as far as pot being for people who are too boring to enjoy a real life: Try playing basketball, soccer, or my personal favorite, Hackey Sack. Then smoke a joint and play the same sport/game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rational_scale_to_assess_the_harm_of_drugs_(mean_physical_harm_and_mean_dependence).svg

By: Excelsior

Excelsior — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:01:46 +0000

“Pot doesn’t destroy your body”

Right, that’s why extended use makes one side of your brain flatten. That can’t be harmful at all.

Seriously, get off your “legalize pot” soap box. It’s just another stupid escape from reality for people who are too weak to either survive on their own, or for people who are too boring to enjoy a real life, and have to escape to an unreal world. It’s no different than Alcohol or Cigarettes. Really, the only reason either of those survive is because they are both far too established to remove from the market.

By: suicydking

suicydking — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:23:50 +0000

@njch412: @thatonejimguy: @nobody knows:
and @ everyone else:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/56636/saturday-night-live-really-michael-phelps

Seth says it best.

By: jediadept

jediadept — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:45:26 +0000

I’ve wondered from the moment that this story was published how much the little fuck who took the photo sold Phelps out for.

By: flood123

flood123 — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:34:23 +0000

It’s amazing. This man won our country a shit ton of gold in the olympics , made history, and everyone loved him. Now he smokes a little pot and people want to have a public lynching. Its not like it is a performance enhancer. It’s not like the guy has to be back at work for another 4 years. I am happy to see that no one here is giving this guy shit.
Lets get one thing straight here. Not every stoner is the spitting image of cheech and chong. Reefer madness is not reality. Media like that does not help the image of stoners.

BTW I will not be buying any Kellogs products from this point on.

By: Moe

Moe — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:13:14 +0000

this guy had the world eating out of his hand- and he picked his nose.. my analogy.

Seriously- Clorine is a pretty harsh chemical, i think he’s done too much. The pot probably makes him normal..

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:36:00 +0000

Not to mention i think the world would be a lot mellower if everybody was on something…

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:35:19 +0000

@deuce: Really, that was the disappointing thing about it. Why do we keep feeding people lies… Just tell the truth, and teach safety and moderation… but Nooooo…

By: njch412

njch412 — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:21:22 +0000

@ that onejimguy and nobody knows

I watch SNL to, contribute those jokes to their original teller.

By: rafter

rafter — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:17:15 +0000

Its not a bong, its a penis pump.

By: Pip

Pip — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:13:10 +0000

Really…..Kellog’s is against stoners?!?! They are probably their biggest market.

Frosted Flakes are delicious….

By: deuce

deuce — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:44:50 +0000

I’m more disappointed that he apologized and did the whole “mea culpa” bullshit than that he smoked pot. He should have said, “So what? Is that somehow worse than me being pictured drinking? Both inebriate you, but at least pot doesn’t destroy your body!”

By: przxqgl

przxqgl — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:23:01 +0000

it’s going to take a lot more people like michael phelps to do this and then not apologising for it to convince the haters that marij cannabis is okay. 8/

By: Gary Scenario

Gary Scenario — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:21:32 +0000

If he was caught smoking cigarettes, I’d have been a little disappointed. Maybe. But at least he’s not doing any actual drugs.

By: Gouki4u

Gouki4u — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:07:50 +0000

I bet he can hold that shit in forever.