Drunken Driving

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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

‘Did you know, says the cop, ‘that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

‘Oh, thank heavens, sighs the drunk. ‘For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.
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