The Vegan Food Pyramid

vegan-pyramid.jpg (428 KB)

  • Leave a comment ?

    37 Responses to The Vegan Food Pyramid

    1. brb…

      i gotta go take a splattery poo

      Reply

    2. @natedog:

      Haha what? You have no idea what you’re talking about.

      I could also say, brb…

      I gotta go have a heart attack. Or get a worm pulled out of my brain because of all that nasty pork I had for lunch.

      Reply

    3. I really do need to drink more water.

      Reply

    4. @dieAntagonista:
      <3

      Really, when you get the vegan diet balanced, the poo splatters no more than any others.

      Reply

    5. I only eat Kosher pork. No worms if it’s Kosher.

      Reply

    6. There is a disturbing lack of meat in that pyramid. How can you have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

      Reply

    7. @Alte: Lmao.

      This is what vegans believe?

      Reply

    8. @nyokki If I were Vegan it’s what I’d believe.

      Reply

    9. @natedog Vegan diets contain enough fiber that that isn’t a problem. TMI?

      Reply

    10. Lifes too short eat what you like in moderation ofc, if you like deep fryed chicken then eat that, if you like kurd then eat that, meh.

      Reply

    11. Vegetarians don’t really live longer, it only feels like it. 😀

      Reply

    12. Look, eating meat is natural. And if we weren’t meant to eat meat, our digestive systems wouldn’t be designed to do so. We’re omnivores.
      Still, be a Vegan if you want. Fine. Be a carnivore if you want. Fine. Don’t push morality on one side or the other.
      And don’t spread misinformation on the pro-Vegan side ( @dieAntagonista: Worms? What the fuck? You actually believe that shit? ). Or the anti-Vegan side ( @natedog: )

      Reply

    13. @Tyger42:

      You mean I actually believe that shit they showed on the NEWS? Yes sir, I do. Look here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYvxbhIOuEo

      And please show me where anyone said that eating meat isn’t natural. Running naked through the jungle is natural also, do you do that? No you sit in front of a plastic cube, you are far from doing or being natural.

      Nobody was pushing anything on anyone. And again, show me where anyone spread misinformation.

      I don’t care what you eat or what you don’t eat, but you know about what I do care? About the environment. And by approving of nasty mass production of your cheap meat, my planet has to suffer. Do you understand that? Here, it’s not just animal loving hippies who have realised that. The German government has raised some concern already: planetsave.com/blog/2009/01/24/german-government-advisory-eat-meat-only-on-special-ocassions/

      Human rights are still #1 for me, but to pretend that everything is fine with the meat industry is naive, outrageous and idiotic.

      Reply

    14. @dieAntagonista: Please show me where I said YOU did say that eating meat wasn’t natural. It was a comment in general. And morality pushing from Vegans is something I hear all the time. ( To be fair, though, macho bullshit from non-veggies is pretty common as well. Though it’s often become a knee-jerk response after being guilt tripped about eating meat )
      As for the news story, I can find plenty of bad things that people have had happen from eating contaminated veggie stuff, too. In fact, there’s a pretty big story in the news RIGHT NOW about that sort of thing. That doesn’t mean eating it is bad in general. Shit happens.
      And as for the last bit, I’m going to turn your response back on you. Only in my case, I’m not putting words into your mouth: Show me where I said everything was fine with the meat industry.

      Reply

    15. If anyone thinks fiber is what gives poo “structure”, try eating absolutely NO proteins whatsoever for a week.

      Reply

    16. @Tyger42:

      Haha. What. I didn’t say you said that *I* said anything like that. I said, where did anyone say anything like that. This is silly.
      And uh, I didn’t say that meat and only meat can harm you? You asked me if I believed the thing with the worms, and well I showed you why. That’s all. If pork is good for anyone is debatable. There are many arguments, but I’m not trying to tell you why you shouldn’t eat pork.
      And are you honestly telling me that vegetables are bad? Please, just shut up. You lost all credibility there. If vegetables are bad, it’s because they have been processed, or chemicals have been added etc.

      Guess what, young healthy people can lead a perfectly healthy life without eating much meat. But you won’t be able to be very healthy should you stop eating vegetables. That is a fact, like it or not.

      And I mentioned the meat industry not because you said something about it, but because you acted like it’s all about vegans not wanting other people to eat meat just because. There are actual reasons, that any rational person can realise on their own. You choose what you wanna do, nobody is forcing you to do anything. Start complaining when they do.

      Reply

    17. And yeah I know you said that eating vegetables in general isn’t bad, but alone the fact that you brought that up is ridiculous. What’s the point of mentioning that? ‘Shit happens’? Guess what, we know how to prevent certain shit.

      Reply

    18. @dieAntagonista: The point of mentioning it? What was the point of you mentioning brain worms from pork? My point was given in my post: Just because you can find stories of bad things happening to people from eating certain types of food doesn’t mean that type of food is bad.

      Reply

    19. I went organic vegetarian for one month and dropped my cholesterol sixty points.
      Vegan is a little too much for me, although I prefer some vegan food to the “real” thing (like marshmallows. I love vegan marshmallows).

      Reply

    20. @Tyger42: Actually, our digestive system is ‘designed’ for eating fruit (and insects), animals ‘designed’ for eating meat have a much diffrent system, as do thouse ‘designed’ for eating .

      Reply

    21. Wait… pasta? But that contains egg.
      Can you get vegan pasta?
      I bet that tastes weird. I’d give it a try, though.

      Reply

    22. @Jenny Greenteeth: Not all pasta, I most of the dried pasta has no eggs.

      Reply

    23. Ah, yes… this is what the menu in hell looks like, except that there’s no potatoes and the water is replaced with hydrochloric acid.

      Reply

    24. When there is a problem w/ vegetables making people sick it is almost always because of cross-contamination that comes from uncooked meat in contact w/ veggies that will not be cooked. Also when the contamination happens at the farm level, it’s usually because of cross contamination w/ manure and/or the by-product of cattle farms.

      Reply

    25. @Tyger42:Hey, i’m not anti-vegan! people can eat what the hell they want. i dont give a fuck what anyone eats.

      i was just trying to be funny.

      SPLATTERY POO SPLATTERY POO SPLATTERY POO

      splattery poo is serious business

      Reply

    26. I’m confused by this menu….

      Where does cock fit in?

      Vegans love the cock.

      Reply

    27. @pip, Vegans love the cock? My bet would be oral sex is not an option. Every sperm is sacred after all.

      Reply

    28. @Alte:

      You’re getting fundamentalist theists mixed up with people who care about something else more than themselves.Wiseguy.

      Reply

    29. @Alte:
      That’s only true for Catholics. Didn’t you watch “The Meaning of Life” douchebag?

      Reply

    30. That came out wrong.

      1.) Fuck you.

      2.) Fundamentalist theists would have a problem with that, not vegans. And you know it.

      3.) Massive fail.

      Reply

    31. Apparent lack of a sense of funny here. Sometimes you all take yourselves way too fucking serious. And yeah, I watched “The Meaning of Life”. You think I tried to take credit for that line?

      “Fuck me?” I think not.

      I think those worms are churning around in the wrong heads.

      Reply

    32. Well, considering your response, you take yourself too serious as well.

      Contradictory – look it up Alter.

      Reply

    33. I forgot I posted in this thread. In the end its turned out to be pretty hilarious.

      @natedog:
      Splattery poo is pretty funny.

      Reply

    Leave a Comment




    Advertisements Alcohol Animated Images Art Awesome Things Batman Cars Comic Books Computers Cosplay Cute As Hell Animals Dark Humor Donald Trump Fantasy - Science Fiction Fashion Food Forum Fodder Gaming Humor Interesting LOLcats Military Movie Posters Movies Music Nature NeSFW Politics Religion Sad :( Science! Sexy Space Sports Star Trek Star Wars Technology Television Vertical Wallpaper Visual Tricks Wallpaper Weapons Women WTF X-Mas