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February 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm
With glucose! Excellent!
February 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I can’t believe it’s not pee!!!
February 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Now in half fat.
February 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
an idea to suppliment my income through these trying times comes to mind… I’m great at this
February 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
There are whole bottles of this tasty shit out by the side of the highway.
February 6, 2009 at 4:13 pm
For guys who can’t scrape real pee together.
February 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Where do you buy it?
Sound pretty good.
February 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Why do you need this stuff? And why add glucose? If it’s for peeing tests where cheating atletes need clean urine, wouldn’t that cause problems? Isn’t it glucose you have a lot of in your pee if you got diabetes? “You’re drug free, but your dead from diabetes?”. Smart.
Makes me think about “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose!” 10 points if you know where that’s from!
February 6, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Mm I love shooters!
February 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
This has to be for science.
February 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
It’s probably for studying urinary tract pathogens. The glucose is there so that the bacteria have something to eat.
February 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Or, after thinking about what kind of pathogens are in urinary tracts, the glucose would also facilitate the growth of yeast. Either way, Boreal Labs is a major supplier to research institutions.
February 6, 2009 at 5:41 pm
@reboot – it’s for passing drug tests.
February 6, 2009 at 5:59 pm
@przxqgl:
I guarantee you that Boreal Laboratories, “the largest supplier of K-12 educational materials & kits” does not produce materials for passing drug tests. And if you tried to use it for passing a drug test, the glucose would be a dead giveaway, because healthy people don’t pee sugar. But what do I know? I only have a master’s degree in chemistry.
February 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@flyingcat88
Monty Python’s Crunchy Frog sketch of course.
Why are the same people who made my middle school science kits making fake pee? It makes me think that some people had much more interesting experiments than I did.
February 6, 2009 at 6:10 pm
@przxqgl: With that much glucose in your urine?
February 6, 2009 at 6:12 pm
@reboot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kil1qe-eMog
February 6, 2009 at 6:33 pm
OMFG THE PIKCHUR WONT CHAENGE
February 6, 2009 at 8:30 pm
It’s used for calibrating drug testing devices.
February 6, 2009 at 10:22 pm
@flyingcat88: Gotta love Monty Python. Eh, Constable Clitoris?
February 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@reboot: I test my blood for sugar, but what do I test when I use Clinistix; sugar, ketones or both?
February 7, 2009 at 2:33 am
Silly people, it’s for giving fake golden showers. Sheesh…