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(11 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)


February 4, 2009 at 5:33 am
If we weren’t supposed to eat animals, they shouldn’t have been made to taste like meat.
February 4, 2009 at 5:49 am
I approve this message.
February 4, 2009 at 5:59 am
me too
February 4, 2009 at 6:10 am
I would even eat animals alive but im too lazy to chase them.
February 4, 2009 at 6:33 am
i eat semi-conscious vegetables
February 4, 2009 at 7:25 am
The key is to break the animals legs first, then you can feast without worry they will escape. I recommend hollow-point bullet’s to the knee’s, failing that a large concrete slab dropped from height.
February 4, 2009 at 8:46 am
I’ll have a Porterhouse but the T-Bone will do =-)
Now where’s the rest of it ?!!
February 4, 2009 at 9:13 am
Dead animals… OM NOM NOM NOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
February 4, 2009 at 11:10 am
Yes, but I’ve eaten LIVE animals.
February 4, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I like a good delmonico steak, w/ the fat still on it.
February 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Prime Rib
February 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
While steak remains the undisputed heavyweight champion of food, roasted baby lamb is a most delicious meal… the meat is so tender, it almost melts in your mouth. Mmmmm… baby lambs.
February 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Why has noone mentioned the awesomeness of scotch fillet?
*sigh* Damn vegetarian forum hippies!
February 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I eat raw fish!
February 4, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I do indeed eat dead animals. And if lovin’ mah meat is rong, then I don’t wanna be rite… Wait… That kinda came out weird didn’t it…
@nyokki: Indeed a good steak is king. Though I’m not too keen on the fat though, I usually have cut it all off…
@Silverwolf: Please feel free to kick me in the nads for being a smartass but aren’t lambs already babies? thus making the term “baby” lamb kind of redundant?
@etiii: I love raw fish. Usually with rice and seaweed. Ah and with wasabe. And soy sauce, of course…
February 4, 2009 at 9:45 pm
@Phyreblade: I don’t eat steak/beef often and when I do WANT it, I really WANT the fat also.
February 4, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@nyokki: LOL I’m the same way about cheezburgrs… I do *not* want a *diet* coke with my triple decker with extra bacon…
February 5, 2009 at 12:55 am
@Phyreblade: Haha! I’m one of those people that will order a diet coke w/ my huge meal. I make it a point to ‘not’ drink my carbs. I get about 130 carbs per day and I’m not wasting it on my drinks (99% of the time).
February 5, 2009 at 5:55 am
@nyokki: LOL… I see… Me, the way I figure it, compared to the cheese, bacon, buns, fries, etc, it seems to me like the extra carbs in the soda isn’t exactly gonna make a whole lot of difference to how much I’ve shaved off my life on that particular day, so why not just go all out…
I mean it isn’t the once in a blue moon that you binge that is the problem, it’s the long term eating habits… So long as it’s the exception rather than the rule, I figure, no harm no fowl… just beef… and bacon… lots of bacon… mmmm… bacon…
February 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm
@Phyreblade: Ah, bacon is no problem. It has no carbs so I can (and do) indulge my affair w/ pork products. I almost never order fries; actually I rarely eat in places where fries are offered. I’m so used to the taste of diet coke, that the regular tastes like cola syrup. I had a GTT a few months ago and they made me drink a pint of cola syrup. It took everything I had not to puke it back up. That was a miserable few hours.
February 5, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@Phyreblade: you forgot the sake. never eat raw food without sake.
@nyokki: GTT?
February 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@nyokki:
Yet another reason why Bacon is the meat of the Gods!! But they made you drink raw cola syrup for your GTT? Yikes! I feel your pain. That’s some serious stuff. I think I’ve polished antique metals with it… LOL
@SumoSnipe:
GTT = Glucose Tolerance Test
February 5, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Wow. Medical professionals get PAID to torture people? man I am in the wrong job.
February 5, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@Phyreblade: MMMMM yes bacon. Every sunday I buy a 3 pound box of ends and pieces, then spend about 2 hours sorting out and cooking the meat puzzle. My bacon ritual. I get cranky when I don’t do my ritual.
February 5, 2009 at 8:23 pm
@SumoSnipe: Well that’s a fine ritual indeed…
February 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@Phyreblade: I’ll put your mind at ease. I do not do that naked. At least, not anymore. I learned after the first time: Rescect the bacon, for from the frying pan, It will spit at thee.
February 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
*Respect*
February 7, 2009 at 12:23 am
@SumoSnipe: Oh thank goodness…
Wait, wat? You actually did this naked once?
DAGNABBIT, DID WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT!?!?!
Arrrgh… I need to go sit in my brainwashing chair nao…
February 7, 2009 at 2:21 am
@Phyreblade: Did I…? Or am I just messing with yer brain?
“It’s something you’ll get used to, a mental mindfuck can be nice.”
February 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm
@SumoSnipe: There is a special place in hell…
February 7, 2009 at 11:43 pm
@Phyreblade: And there will be plenty of good company!