I eat dead animals

I eat dead animals

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    1. If we weren’t supposed to eat animals, they shouldn’t have been made to taste like meat.

    2. I would even eat animals alive but im too lazy to chase them.

    3. The key is to break the animals legs first, then you can feast without worry they will escape. I recommend hollow-point bullet’s to the knee’s, failing that a large concrete slab dropped from height.

    4. I’ll have a Porterhouse but the T-Bone will do =-)
      Now where’s the rest of it ?!!


    6. Yes, but I’ve eaten LIVE animals.

    7. I like a good delmonico steak, w/ the fat still on it.

    8. While steak remains the undisputed heavyweight champion of food, roasted baby lamb is a most delicious meal… the meat is so tender, it almost melts in your mouth. Mmmmm… baby lambs.

    9. Why has noone mentioned the awesomeness of scotch fillet?

      *sigh* Damn vegetarian forum hippies!

    10. I do indeed eat dead animals. And if lovin’ mah meat is rong, then I don’t wanna be rite… Wait… That kinda came out weird didn’t it…

      @nyokki: Indeed a good steak is king. Though I’m not too keen on the fat though, I usually have cut it all off…

      @Silverwolf: Please feel free to kick me in the nads for being a smartass but aren’t lambs already babies? thus making the term “baby” lamb kind of redundant? 🙂

      @etiii: I love raw fish. Usually with rice and seaweed. Ah and with wasabe. And soy sauce, of course…

    11. @Phyreblade: I don’t eat steak/beef often and when I do WANT it, I really WANT the fat also.

    12. @nyokki: LOL I’m the same way about cheezburgrs… I do *not* want a *diet* coke with my triple decker with extra bacon… 😀

    13. @Phyreblade: Haha! I’m one of those people that will order a diet coke w/ my huge meal. I make it a point to ‘not’ drink my carbs. I get about 130 carbs per day and I’m not wasting it on my drinks (99% of the time).

    14. @nyokki: LOL… I see… Me, the way I figure it, compared to the cheese, bacon, buns, fries, etc, it seems to me like the extra carbs in the soda isn’t exactly gonna make a whole lot of difference to how much I’ve shaved off my life on that particular day, so why not just go all out… 🙂

      I mean it isn’t the once in a blue moon that you binge that is the problem, it’s the long term eating habits… So long as it’s the exception rather than the rule, I figure, no harm no fowl… just beef… and bacon… lots of bacon… mmmm… bacon… 😀

    15. @Phyreblade: Ah, bacon is no problem. It has no carbs so I can (and do) indulge my affair w/ pork products. I almost never order fries; actually I rarely eat in places where fries are offered. I’m so used to the taste of diet coke, that the regular tastes like cola syrup. I had a GTT a few months ago and they made me drink a pint of cola syrup. It took everything I had not to puke it back up. That was a miserable few hours.

    16. @Phyreblade: you forgot the sake. never eat raw food without sake.
      @nyokki: GTT?

    17. @nyokki:
      Yet another reason why Bacon is the meat of the Gods!! But they made you drink raw cola syrup for your GTT? Yikes! I feel your pain. That’s some serious stuff. I think I’ve polished antique metals with it… LOL

      GTT = Glucose Tolerance Test

    18. Wow. Medical professionals get PAID to torture people? man I am in the wrong job.

    19. @Phyreblade: MMMMM yes bacon. Every sunday I buy a 3 pound box of ends and pieces, then spend about 2 hours sorting out and cooking the meat puzzle. My bacon ritual. I get cranky when I don’t do my ritual.

    20. @Phyreblade: I’ll put your mind at ease. I do not do that naked. At least, not anymore. I learned after the first time: Rescect the bacon, for from the frying pan, It will spit at thee.

    21. @SumoSnipe: Oh thank goodness…

      Wait, wat? You actually did this naked once?


      Arrrgh… I need to go sit in my brainwashing chair nao…

    22. @Phyreblade: Did I…? Or am I just messing with yer brain?
      “It’s something you’ll get used to, a mental mindfuck can be nice.”

    23. @Phyreblade: And there will be plenty of good company!

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