Turning To Stone

Thirteen year old Mike came running out of a strip show where he had just seen a stripper in action. ‘Why are you in such a hurry? asked the manager. The young man skidded to a stop and replied excitedly, ‘My mother told me that if I ever looked at anything bad I would turn to stone, and think I have just fuck’n started!”
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