quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies

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they work on every situation 😉



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    dieAntagonista

    I’d look good on you.

    Sticky

    dieAntagonista:
    Lol. Ladies don’t need pick-up lines. It doesn’t really need to get more elaborate than “Wanna fuck me?” We’re so hopeless. XD

    Puulaahi

    dieAntagonista: You would.

    dieAntagonista

    Puulaahi: !

    Sticky: I was just repeating the one I liked best. Especially if the guy is a vest.

    Hey it rhymed.

    Demon

    Quagmire: Fat chicks need love, too. They just have to pay for it.

    nyoki

    Haha, Quagmire is such a hoot.

    Sticky

    Demon:
    “Hey Peter. You need 50,000 dollars? You could have sex with 50 fat chicks for 1,000 a piece. Or, or you could have sex with 10 REALLY fat chicks for 5,000 a piece.”

    …Or something like that. I’m too lazy to look up how it actually goes. :p

    sahgas

    por fin compadre…por fin
    jajja

    Phyreblade

    Giggity giggity giggity giggity…

    sutenvulf

    i used the “chance” one last night…got a smile out of her 😀

    TunaFish

    I have this poster 😀

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