quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies

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they work on every situation 😉

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    13 Responses to quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies

    1. @dieAntagonista:
      Lol. Ladies don’t need pick-up lines. It doesn’t really need to get more elaborate than “Wanna fuck me?” We’re so hopeless. XD

    2. @Puulaahi: !

      @Sticky: I was just repeating the one I liked best. Especially if the guy is a vest.

      Hey it rhymed.

    3. Quagmire: Fat chicks need love, too. They just have to pay for it.

    4. @Demon:
      “Hey Peter. You need 50,000 dollars? You could have sex with 50 fat chicks for 1,000 a piece. Or, or you could have sex with 10 REALLY fat chicks for 5,000 a piece.”

      …Or something like that. I’m too lazy to look up how it actually goes. :p

    5. i used the “chance” one last night…got a smile out of her 😀

    6. “if u were a booger, i’d pick u first”
      XD this guy just kills me

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