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quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies
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I’d look good on you.
@dieAntagonista:
Lol. Ladies don’t need pick-up lines. It doesn’t really need to get more elaborate than “Wanna fuck me?” We’re so hopeless. XD
@dieAntagonista: You would.
@Puulaahi: !
@Sticky: I was just repeating the one I liked best. Especially if the guy is a vest.
Hey it rhymed.
Quagmire: Fat chicks need love, too. They just have to pay for it.
Haha, Quagmire is such a hoot.
@Demon:
“Hey Peter. You need 50,000 dollars? You could have sex with 50 fat chicks for 1,000 a piece. Or, or you could have sex with 10 REALLY fat chicks for 5,000 a piece.”
…Or something like that. I’m too lazy to look up how it actually goes. :p
por fin compadre…por fin
jajja
Giggity giggity giggity giggity…
i used the “chance” one last night…got a smile out of her
“if u were a booger, i’d pick u first”
XD this guy just kills me
I have this poster
yeah, me too!!! awwwwwriiight!!