quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies

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13 Responses to quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies

  1. @dieAntagonista:
    Lol. Ladies don’t need pick-up lines. It doesn’t really need to get more elaborate than “Wanna fuck me?” We’re so hopeless. XD

  2. @Puulaahi: !

    @Sticky: I was just repeating the one I liked best. Especially if the guy is a vest.

    Hey it rhymed.

  3. Quagmire: Fat chicks need love, too. They just have to pay for it.

  4. Haha, Quagmire is such a hoot.

  5. @Demon:
    “Hey Peter. You need 50,000 dollars? You could have sex with 50 fat chicks for 1,000 a piece. Or, or you could have sex with 10 REALLY fat chicks for 5,000 a piece.”

    …Or something like that. I’m too lazy to look up how it actually goes. :p

  6. por fin compadre…por fin
    jajja

  7. Giggity giggity giggity giggity…

  8. i used the “chance” one last night…got a smile out of her :D

  9. “if u were a booger, i’d pick u first”
    XD this guy just kills me

  10. yeah, me too!!! awwwwwriiight!!




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