Comments on: Probability of an Atheist “Believing” in God

By: phaed

phaed — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:38:19 +0000

I suppose “Atheist accepting his Oscar” was way off the chart.

By: HoChunk

HoChunk — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:11:53 +0000

For the last bar, “Athiest is infiltrating a cult”, read on for lulz:

http://www.alternet.org/story/84043/an_atheist_goes_undercover_to_join_the_flock_of_mad_pastor_john_hagee/

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:52:54 +0000

lol…

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:54:00 +0000

@dusktime: You're kidding...right? Please tell me you're not serious.

By: Vent

Vent — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:11:23 +0000

I swear I saw something similar to this awhile back and 100% was “Atheist watching a sporting event.”

I may have imagined that, but it makes more sense.

By: dusktime

dusktime — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:53:07 +0000

I suppose many concientious objectors could be pacifists and so atheists as well, but the army makes them serve in non-combattant roles like medics. I saw in “Saving Private Ryan” medics get into foxholes to treat the wounded so that right there proves it could not be a universal law that are no atheists in foxholes. After that movie I heard Tom Hanks became like a God in Hollywood. So there were then fewer atheists in in the movie industry.

The logic of it all adds up I guess.

By: Paul_Is_Drunk

Paul_Is_Drunk — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:36:14 +0000

Ha! Better. @dusktime: Funny. The last I was almost killed, my (possible) last thoughts had very little to do with religion. In fact, they were more like, "FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!"

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:44:48 +0000

@goatsgomoo : LOL @dusktime: Pay attention, you're falling behind the curve.

By: dusktime

dusktime — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:14:03 +0000

@Gouki4u: So your contention is that all atheists are pacifists? You could make a believer out of me!

By: Gouki4u

Gouki4u — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:49:24 +0000

@dusktime: That's not an argument against atheism. It's an argument against foxholes.

By: dusktime

dusktime — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:24:21 +0000

The axiom “there are no atheists in foxholes” has apparently been overlooked. Either that or by absence is suggesting atheists don’t ever get drafted. Also it isn’t a pie chart. It’s a bar graph.

By: Dublin0

Dublin0 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:23:17 +0000

Good god someone clear the air here, the last one was funny & simple… this is like a bad Dennis Miller joke

By: kuTTer

kuTTer — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:20:11 +0000

Probability of me caring about this post or atheists – NIL

By: thatonejimguy

thatonejimguy — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:19:58 +0000

Probability of this post being funny: 0%

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:56:10 +0000

You know what, WHO GIVES A SHIT. It’s all semantics anyhow.

By: Lamb

Lamb — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:43:23 +0000

I like this one