Probability of an Atheist “Believing” in God

16 Responses to Probability of an Atheist “Believing” in God

1. lamb (UID# 3529) 0  0

   

   January 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   I like this one

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2. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

   

   January 30, 2009 at 4:56 pm

   You know what, WHO GIVES A SHIT. It’s all semantics anyhow.

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3. thatonejimguy (UID# 3565) 0  0

   January 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm

   Probability of this post being funny: 0%

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4. kutter (UID# 4255) 0  0

   January 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm

   Probability of me caring about this post or atheists – NIL

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5. dublin0 (UID# 5383) 0  0

   January 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

   Good god someone clear the air here, the last one was funny & simple… this is like a bad Dennis Miller joke

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6. dusktime (UID# 5497) 0  0

   January 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

   The axiom “there are no atheists in foxholes” has apparently been overlooked. Either that or by absence is suggesting atheists don’t ever get drafted. Also it isn’t a pie chart. It’s a bar graph.

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7. gouki4u (UID# 4388) 0  0

   January 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm

   @dusktime: That’s not an argument against atheism. It’s an argument against foxholes.

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8. dusktime (UID# 5497) 0  0

   January 30, 2009 at 6:14 pm

   @Gouki4u: So your contention is that all atheists are pacifists? You could make a believer out of me!

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9. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

   

   January 30, 2009 at 7:44 pm

   @goatsgomoo : LOL

   @dusktime: Pay attention, you’re falling behind the curve.

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10. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0

    

    January 30, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Ha! Better.

    @dusktime: Funny. The last I was almost killed, my (possible) last thoughts had very little to do with religion. In fact, they were more like,
    “FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!”

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11. dusktime (UID# 5497) 0  0

    January 30, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    I suppose many concientious objectors could be pacifists and so atheists as well, but the army makes them serve in non-combattant roles like medics. I saw in “Saving Private Ryan” medics get into foxholes to treat the wounded so that right there proves it could not be a universal law that are no atheists in foxholes. After that movie I heard Tom Hanks became like a God in Hollywood. So there were then fewer atheists in in the movie industry.

    The logic of it all adds up I guess.

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12. vent (UID# 1995) 0  0

    January 30, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    I swear I saw something similar to this awhile back and 100% was “Atheist watching a sporting event.”

    I may have imagined that, but it makes more sense.

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13. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

    

    January 30, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    @dusktime: You’re kidding…right? Please tell me you’re not serious.

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14. phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0

    

    January 31, 2009 at 3:52 am

    lol…

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15. hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0

    January 31, 2009 at 9:11 am

    For the last bar, “Athiest is infiltrating a cult”, read on for lulz:

    www.alternet.org/story/84043/an_atheist_goes_undercover_to_join_the_flock_of_mad_pastor_john_hagee/

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16. phaed (UID# 2115) 0  0

    January 31, 2009 at 9:38 am

    I suppose “Atheist accepting his Oscar” was way off the chart.

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