Pet Spider

Pet Spider



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    Puulaahi

    No No No No No No No! Of all the things I hate, I hate spiders the most.

    Kero

    I hope to Me thats shopped!

    Pants

    Definitely a shoop. The old woman in the reflection appears pregnant but cannot be because she is old and old people don’t get to have kids. It’s in the bible. Therefore, it is a shoop.

    nyoki

    Pants: Actually, in the bible, lots of old people have kids. Sarah was certainly quite old.

    nyoki

    Oh and not sure about the spelling of Sarah. Can’t remember if the H was added by God after she became preggers.

    Seth_Dracovitch

    HOLY SWEET FUCKING FUCKS! Kill it ith fire! NO WAIT! Nuke the fucker!

    Dreth

    If it had a health bar on top, I’d say that’s from Australia.

    Flickerdart

    Keeping giant spiders as pets isn’t normal, but on meth is it.

    Pants

    nyokki:
    yeah but that was the olden times and everyone knows that pregnancy and the bible are only myths

    Svartmetall

    And still, the people who ran the store couldn’t work out why business was so slow that day…

    MonkeyHitman

    Flickerdart: seriously, the “on meth is” jokes are getting really retarded like Chuck Norris jokes

    PMcGee

    Take off and Nuke it from Space. It’s the only way to be sure.

    Excelsior

    ColombianMonkey: “On Meth Is” jokes aren’t funny, but on meth they are.

    Sticky

    Excelsior:
    And just like that, WIN

    MonkeyHitman

    Excelsior: your trolls are not going to work. lol

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    ColombianMonkey: I still haven’t seen the “on meth” commercial (not a TV watcher) so I keep reading them like Pepperidge Farms commercials.

    Pandora_C

    It’s cute. Where can I get one?

    MonkeyHitman

    i don’t watch tv, cause i don’t have one lol but you can catch one on youtube, if you wanted to.

    Silverwolf

    Best. Pet. Ever. It’s fuzzy, quiet, and it deals with annoying neighbors’ children and little dogs that get too close to your lawn.

    nyoki

    Pants:

    The old woman in the reflection appears pregnant but cannot be because she is old and old people don’t get to have kids. It’s in the bible. Therefore, it is a shoop.

    (emphasis mine)

    Pants

    nyokki: Je ne comprende pas.

    I’ll mine your ass’ emphasis OOOHHHH

    nyoki

    Qu’est-ce que tu comprends pas? Tu pouves essayer, mais je ne conseillerais. Es-tu essayer de tirer l’un de mes cascades?

    Pants

    Je ne parle pas le Francais.

    nyoki

    Pants: ¶Bien sûr, tu ne le fais pas.¶

    Pants

    OKAY OKAY YOU SPEAK FRENCH I DONT GAWD! I only took it for like 3 years in middle school! I can totally cuss you out in Nihongo. PLUS you’re straying from the point of this, we need to argue about how the bible was written by Charles Darwin

    nyoki

    Pants: LMAO Does this mean I win?

    Pants

    Nein. you probably used a translator program.

    nyoki

    Pants: If you’re gonna write in German, I will have to.

    Pants

    Ich habbe kleine lust zu schmälern sie.

    nyoki

    Pants: Lol, that translated as “I Habbe small loss to detract from it.” Any recommend a good online translator?

    Pants

    i spelled habe wrong lol i dont spellcheck. i said I dont want to belittle you :p

    nvm i will call a truce

    nyoki

    Pants: Sie sind ganz im Herren, sind Sie nicht? How’d that come out?

    Pants

    Danke sie 😀

    nyoki

    Gern geschehen.

    Pants

    this is like actually the longest ihad a conversation with anybody this is damn interesting

    nyoki

    Pants: …and we managed to not say a word about that huge frikken spide…shit. Never mind.

    Pants

    its not about the spider its about the eyeball on the wall. what the fuck it that doing there

    nyoki

    I don’t know what that is. Weird.

    Pants

    ITS WATCHING THE OLD WOMAN OH GAWD THEYRE EVERYWHERE

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