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    rshep3
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    CENTAUR-SKYNYRD!!!!

    natedog
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    look! it’s dieAntagonista as a child laughing at dude’s awesome braid

    pur3h8r3d
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    This is from the Texas Renaissance Festival isn’t it? I see this guy all the time when I’m there.

    chupathingy
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    Yea he is at the Texas Renaissance Festival every weekend. We talked to him one year and his costume cost him like $2000, but apparently he gets all the Ren Fest ladies.

    erock11
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    Now that’s a cool cos-costume!

    MonkeyHitman
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    Sagittarius FTW

    Anonymous
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    @chupathingy: I bet he gets them all from behind, with his centaur-cock.

    k1b8sn1
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    k1b8sn1

    If he spend $2K on that costume… He failed.

    HoChunk
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    Let’s hope fatty didn’t have any beans for lunch, or his costume-partner’s gonna experience one HELL of a Turkish Steambath.

    Howie Feltersnatch
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    More like “cen-tard” if you ask me.

    MacheteJak
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    Check the left hand, he’s SINGLE ladies!

    (if you actually had to check the left hand, FAIL)

    nyoki
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    What does it look like when he walks?

    The Matrix: Rebooted
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    If a $2k costume helps a fat guy get laid, I can’t really laugh at him. I’ve seen guys spend more money on computers and crap that would eventually prevent them from getting laid.

    RSIxidor
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    @HoChunk:

    I don’t think he has a partner. The legs would be bent or something. Probably just wheels back there.

    Fremp
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    Remember to allways sit in the German section .. . they win (don’t understand? i dont care)

    Puulaahi
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    If you piss him off he’ll beat you up with his beer belly.

    chupathingy
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    @nyokki: The back legs are just wheels so must the time he just stands there. It looks too fake when he walks.

    Anonymous
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    @chupathingy: It looks kind of fake with him just standing there, too.

    HoChunk
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    @RSIxidor: @chupathingy: That’s just lame…

    b.zumie
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    Mmm, “ye olde” Funnel Cakes! Don’t forget your “ye olde” Double mocha skinny Latte and your “ye olde” fruit smoothie. Ahh, yes all the goodies of the future in the medieval past.

    natedog
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    dont forget ye olde fajitas

    b.zumie
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    @natedog: not nearly as portable as ye olde walking taco

    BowToMe
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    Has anyone seen the movie Role Models? There is a guy just like our centaur friend above there, hilarity did ensue.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    Damned kolkars are everywhere. Whats next, Murlocs at WalMart?

    sutenvulf
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    Yeah this guy is still there. To be honest this guy gets +5 internets compared to some of the losers who dress up there.

    Timons
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    He must get a lot of tail at Ren-fest.

    BourbonDingo
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    Good, I’m not the only one who saw this photo, and went… “Renfest!” The Flaming Idiots, Dead Bob, the Joust…

    I love this place.

    nyoki
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    I love renfaires. I’ve heard they have some really good ones in California. My fave so far is the one in Tuxedo, NY.

    Fremp
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    To bad Texas is the biggest and the Best!



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