Old Maids

One night, a policeman was busy making the rounds in his small town. Around midnight he spotted two old maids sitting in a car in a used car lot.
The policeman approached the car and asked the ladies, “Excuse me, but why are you sitting in a car on this used car lot after business hours? Are you trying to steal this car?”
“Good heavens, no!” one of the ladies said, “I just bought this car today, officer.”
“Have you come back tonight to drive your car home?” the policeman asked.
“Not at all,” the woman replies, “I don’t have a driver’s license.”
“Then why did you buy this car?”
“Well, we were told by our friends that if we bought a car from this used car lot, that we’d get screwed. Now we’re just waiting here for our screwing, and we’re not leaving until we get it!”

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