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In case of cliche emergencies

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30 Responses to In case of cliche emergencies

  1. i didnt get the jesus one at first

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  2. rofl, the Jesus one made me crack up.

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  3. super soakers can also be filled with milk to combat trolls ala Ernest Scared Stupid!

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  4. The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal….

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  5. this is pretty awesome, but what are headcrabs?

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  6. @sylvanish:
    HERETIC. Play some HL2. Or even just the original HL. Hell, play the demo of Half Life, even.

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  7. Shun the non believer, shhhhhhuuuuuun-ah.

    Someone explain the Jesus one. It’s not to fight him off, but to give him a tool to kick ass?

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  8. I’m assuming the Jesus one is….so you can staple him to a cross?

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  9. so you can nail him to a cross.*

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  10. Seriously, I’m the least “tool person” I know and even I recognize a nailgun right off. *sigh*

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  11. The image is from www.geist-panik.com/
    The shadow belongs to the main character.

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  12. I’m going w/ the sonic screwdriver as it’s the most versatile.

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  13. @sylvanish: You made me die a little on the inside .__.

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  14. The Automatic Shotgun wouldn’t work against raptors. See Jurassic Park. You may kill one but the rest would get the upper hand on you.

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  15. wow, must be a good movie if you guys are so quick to bark up about it. i guess i’ll have to watch it

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  16. @sylvanish: I hope you’re kidding. If not…prepare. It’s gonna get worse.

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  17. damn. only thing I’m missing is the violin….but I have a sax. would that work?

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  18. @sylvanish: I think you just murdered my inner child… :(

    @nyokki: Agreed. Especially the Doctors *highly modified* version. A swiss army knife for Timelords…

    @SumoSnipe: Sorry, No. It has to be either a violin or a guitar.

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  19. @sylvanish: omg … headcrabs? you dunno? it’s like a foundation of the internet & snickers.

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  20. @Tyger42: oh man ive watched way too much madness xD i thought it was a nail gun to fight zombie jesus…yeah didn’t remember about the cross

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  21. @SumoSnipe: Adding that would make this yet another comic about sax and violins.

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  22. @Phyreblade: Aw. My sonic sax attack has made bagpipers weep for mercy. So why fiddle with what works?

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  23. ah gimme a break, I’ve only had the internet for a little more than a year and this ol laptop doesn’t like 3d games much.
    -
    Now stand back while I fondle your inner children

    *puts leather gloves on*

    “Shhhhhhh there there, shhh its okay, shhh yeah, shhh no no, just relax, yeah, shhh, no no, don’t worry, shh, its okay, this is just a toy…”

    BLAM!!

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  24. @SumoSnipe: LOL well if that what works for you, go for it, though i warn you, the devils is generally unaffected by Sonic Sax Attacks…

    @sylvanish:
    OMG!! YOU KILLED KENNY! You sick bastige…! :P

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