Comments on: y2k – the millennium bug – a balanced christian response

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:19:50 +0000

@nyokki: LOL I don’t think the computers would be able to tell us either way. I doubt they were programed with that particular piece of info. I have yet to see any working code for bool Check_Jesus_Return()

@AlecDalek: Actually i get the feeling they’ll figure it all out and flip over into a new calendar, just like everyone else…

By: AlecDalek

AlecDalek — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:01:26 +0000

@Flappycunt: Cool! So only 3 more years of Religion and we're all free!

By: Flappycunt

Flappycunt — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:49:25 +0000

@AlecDalek: To clarify- The Mayan translation for 2012 means-'"END of GOD/GODs." so waiting for "jesus" might just suck.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:38:38 +0000

@ack: Perhaps he did return, but the computers didn't tell us 'cause they thought it was 1900.

By: AlecDalek

AlecDalek — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:51:01 +0000

@Qumefox: Well since Jesus didn't return when the Bible said he would, they're now holding out for 2012, since maybe God told the Mayans the right date. You can't dissuade them. The Bible says Homosexuality is a choice, but science proved that to be false, so they just ignore science (except when they need the services of a Doctor). They're pretty dumb fucks.

By: Qumefox

Qumefox — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:49:40 +0000

I think I must have missed something since I try to stay as far as possible from religious nutjobs. I know the mayan calender ends in 2012 sometime and supposedly is supposed to be when the world ends, but what does this have to do with christians?

By: AlecDalek

AlecDalek — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:13:39 +0000

The Internet doesn’t believe in Christians.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:01:04 +0000

I thought Christians didn’t believe in the internet.

By: AlecDalek

AlecDalek — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:47:17 +0000

@ack: The Rapture, ha ha! Not only is it far-fetched, there's no mention of it in the Bible, and I've read the whole thing through over a dozen times.

By: natedog

natedog — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:40:10 +0000

oh that’s right. only christians thought Y2k was going to happen

By: ack

ack — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:30:07 +0000

@Tyger42: Wait a sec, if 2013 rolls around and your not Rapturing with Jesus - you're gonna be pretty disappointed about a lot of things!

By: Tyger42

Tyger42 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:21:30 +0000

@AlecDalek: Probably gonna be just as disappointed when 2013 rolls around and everything's still ticking along as normal...

By: macol

macol — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:53:09 +0000

I happen to know for a fact he has returned. And, he guides all true believers through his comments on M[c]S. He has simply brought his message up to speed with technology.

For more information and to be truly saved, please send $1000 to me. Thanks. and God Bless.

By: Elepski

Elepski — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:56:39 +0000

*sigh*

By: ack

ack — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:48:26 +0000

@AlecDalek: Wait a sec, how do you know that Jesus didn't return in 2000?

By: AlecDalek

AlecDalek — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:37:18 +0000

I bet there was a lot of Christians disappointed when Jesus didn’t “return” on January 1, 2000. Yet they continue in their delusion…

By: madhouses visites

madhouses visites — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:59:35 +0000

@nyokki: no it was only published last week, it took them that long to get it through legal...

By: nyokki

nyokki — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:57:39 +0000

Was this written prior to the new millennium?

By: Krix

Krix — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:44:51 +0000

Personally I`d rather stick my tongue in Summer Glau`s ass

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:15:18 +0000

To sum it up: PRAY AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:03:09 +0000

O rly? There was a standardized Christian response to the Y2K bug? *facepalm*