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    deuce
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    That’d be handy… though I’d put a decent tequila in the right-hand pocket, rather than Gasoline Cuervo.

    natedog
    Member

    well shit. this is fail because the pants are manly, have no camel toe, and the tits are cropped out.

    TL;DR needs moar bikini and tits

    MonkeyHitman
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    i would really want this really really really bad

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Gasoline Cuervo? Jose Cuervo is not that bad. It’s the best cheap tequila out there.

    Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew…..*kaabooooooooom(sound of the shooter dropping due to being drunk)

    macio
    Member

    Get rid of both cheap bottles.
    Life is too short to drink cheap booze!
    Replace with Cazadores and Basil Hayden.
    (shorty bottles wouldn’t fit in holster so no Patron, Don Julio or Crown Royal…)

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @macio:

    What. So what do you propose should I, who can enjoy mostly only cheap port wine, do? Pfft.

    I say, life is too short to not drink at all.

    endlesstirade
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    yes and please. i’m pretty sure this should be the new fanny pack.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    You know what life is too short for? The act of drinking cheap alcohol. If I have to drink cheap beer, I want to go from 0 – Drunk in 3.4 seconds. To minimize my intake of bad beer.

    What I’m essentially saying here is that I need someone to loan me money to research injections of beer concentrate.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @LukeV1-5:

    I need only 3-4 glasses of nasty red wine and I’m as drunk as can be for 6 hours or so.

    I win.

    And so does my wallet.

    macio
    Member

    @ LukeV1-5 – There was that story in the news about the guy who was getting drunk from wine enemas…

    @dieAntagonista – I’m sorry to hear of your sad financial plight. I raise a glass of a golden foamy substance to the thought of a brighter future for you and our friend, fine liquor.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: I’d like to hang out with you on the third glass. Good times can only result.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @macio:

    That was really sweet. Thank you. Once I finish law school I’ll defend rich criminals, make lots of money and then I will buy only the finest alcohol. Until then you’ll have to drink for me.

    @Puulaahi:

    Ah yes. The fortune of being a tiny person. I seriously can’t complain and I guess that means you don’t want to make me tall anymore.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    my mom was a lawyer.. she ended up a saleswomen for jewelry thanks to the fucking low jobs on a island. cheers

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @ColombianMonkey:

    No way. That is really nifty. My mom was a doctor. But she ended up as a nurse because she moved to a country which is infested with fascists who don’t recognise people’s academic studies from another country.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: No harm no foul. Great things come from being tall and tiny.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    well guess im off. i reach a limit where i will start talking serious shit. so for safety i will log off, see you ladies tomorrow.

    Gouki4u
    Member

    The magic of Google tells me this thing costs ninety dollars. That’s money that would be better spent on booze.

    kuTTer
    Member

    cuervo fail
    @macio
    true, but a REAL alcoholic would find a way…double patrons ftw

    @Gouki4u
    i agree better $ on booze
    @ColombianMonkey
    si eres colombiano?
    @dieAntagonista
    what kind of wineu drinkn? are you at MD 20/20 yet? lol

    marcuserektus
    Member
    marcuserektus

    Naw…dieAntagonista prefers a short dog of Night Train 😛

    marcuserektus
    Member
    marcuserektus

    p.s.- it’s not that life is so short, it’s just that you stay dead for so long

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Shots. Ur doin it rite…

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @kuTTer:mi madre es

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @kuTTer:

    Haha what? Because I said I get drunk so easily? It’s just normal port wine. It’s because I’m not very tall and petite. And my stomach can’t handle much.

    @marcuserektus:

    Ahahaha. Nice, very nice.



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