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January 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm
That’d be handy… though I’d put a decent tequila in the right-hand pocket, rather than Gasoline Cuervo.
January 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
well shit. this is fail because the pants are manly, have no camel toe, and the tits are cropped out.
TL;DR needs moar bikini and tits
January 21, 2009 at 3:29 pm
i would really want this really really really bad
January 21, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Gasoline Cuervo? Jose Cuervo is not that bad. It’s the best cheap tequila out there.
Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew,Pew…..*kaabooooooooom(sound of the shooter dropping due to being drunk)
January 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Get rid of both cheap bottles.
Life is too short to drink cheap booze!
Replace with Cazadores and Basil Hayden.
(shorty bottles wouldn’t fit in holster so no Patron, Don Julio or Crown Royal…)
January 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
@macio:
What. So what do you propose should I, who can enjoy mostly only cheap port wine, do? Pfft.
I say, life is too short to not drink at all.
January 21, 2009 at 4:18 pm
yes and please. i’m pretty sure this should be the new fanny pack.
January 21, 2009 at 4:58 pm
You know what life is too short for? The act of drinking cheap alcohol. If I have to drink cheap beer, I want to go from 0 – Drunk in 3.4 seconds. To minimize my intake of bad beer.
What I’m essentially saying here is that I need someone to loan me money to research injections of beer concentrate.
January 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm
@LukeV1-5:
I need only 3-4 glasses of nasty red wine and I’m as drunk as can be for 6 hours or so.
I win.
And so does my wallet.
January 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
@ LukeV1-5 – There was that story in the news about the guy who was getting drunk from wine enemas…
@dieAntagonista – I’m sorry to hear of your sad financial plight. I raise a glass of a golden foamy substance to the thought of a brighter future for you and our friend, fine liquor.
January 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@dieAntagonista: I’d like to hang out with you on the third glass. Good times can only result.
January 21, 2009 at 5:34 pm
@macio:
That was really sweet. Thank you. Once I finish law school I’ll defend rich criminals, make lots of money and then I will buy only the finest alcohol. Until then you’ll have to drink for me.
@Puulaahi:
Ah yes. The fortune of being a tiny person. I seriously can’t complain and I guess that means you don’t want to make me tall anymore.
January 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm
my mom was a lawyer.. she ended up a saleswomen for jewelry thanks to the fucking low jobs on a island. cheers
January 21, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@ColombianMonkey:
No way. That is really nifty. My mom was a doctor. But she ended up as a nurse because she moved to a country which is infested with fascists who don’t recognise people’s academic studies from another country.
January 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm
@dieAntagonista: No harm no foul. Great things come from being tall and tiny.
January 21, 2009 at 6:10 pm
well guess im off. i reach a limit where i will start talking serious shit. so for safety i will log off, see you ladies tomorrow.
January 21, 2009 at 7:20 pm
The magic of Google tells me this thing costs ninety dollars. That’s money that would be better spent on booze.
January 21, 2009 at 9:58 pm
cuervo fail
@macio
true, but a REAL alcoholic would find a way…double patrons ftw
@Gouki4u
i agree better $ on booze
@ColombianMonkey
si eres colombiano?
@dieAntagonista
what kind of wineu drinkn? are you at MD 20/20 yet? lol
January 21, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Naw…dieAntagonista prefers a short dog of Night Train
January 21, 2009 at 10:05 pm
p.s.- it’s not that life is so short, it’s just that you stay dead for so long
January 22, 2009 at 1:30 am
Shots. Ur doin it rite…
January 22, 2009 at 4:13 am
@kuTTer:mi madre es
January 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
@kuTTer:
Haha what? Because I said I get drunk so easily? It’s just normal port wine. It’s because I’m not very tall and petite. And my stomach can’t handle much.
@marcuserektus:
Ahahaha. Nice, very nice.