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January 21, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Mamma mia.
Also, inb4 black women aren’t really my thing comments.
She wouldn’t want you anyway.
January 21, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Yummy!Nom Nom Nom….
January 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Let’s all pool our resources and kill Jay Z. Because I totally know that she would do us all if only she were single…
January 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@dieAntagonista: You’re right. She’d just want anyone who could make her 1. relevant, 2. richer and 3. relevant.
See what I did thar?
January 21, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Blackula has no magic powers…
January 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm
That is not a flattering picture of her. At least the upper half of the picture.
January 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm
About time Jay-Z should “UPGRADE, upgrade,… upgrade..”
January 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm
@Free_Kubit:
Yeah except for the fact that,
1. She was already named one of the wealthiest women in the music branch. It really doesn’t matter if she is married to anyone or not.
2. She is already married to one of best rappers in the entire world.
This woman is more successful in every way than you could ever be.
January 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
the best rappers* And yea don’t get me wrong, neither will I ever get anywhere near her success, but c’mon. More relevant? I beg your pardon.
January 21, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Sexay.
Beyonce Knowles is definitely my thing.
January 21, 2009 at 6:16 pm
dieAntagonista the CHAMPION.
January 21, 2009 at 6:16 pm
BUT captain Dan and the Scurvy crew are BACK! with some hot new high seas jams!!! OH YA!
January 21, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Go die. Wait, that sounds wrong, I meant, go dieA.
I find her delicious, though there’s a few magazine covers lately that make her face look wrong. This picture looks ALL RIGHT.
January 21, 2009 at 6:54 pm
@dieAntagonista: im sorry i just had to say something but best rappers? ehh no.
January 21, 2009 at 6:58 pm
No thanks, I’ll pass on Ms. Thunder-Thighs up there.
January 21, 2009 at 7:00 pm
@RSIxidor: Haha. It does make me feel strange when people call me die. In a good way.
@ColombianMonkey:
He is ‘considered’ one of the best rappers. As well as Andre3000. But my favourite rapper is Sage Francis. And Doseone. Aaand Saul Williams. But I doubt you know those? Who are your favourite rappers anyway, hm?
January 21, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@dieAntagonista:
Sage Francis is great. I got him on my MS I gotta go listen to that shit now.
January 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Also, ON BED FUCK YEAH TIME FOR SEX
January 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
@dieAntagonista: Wealth does not equal relevance. In the future the “popular” music of the last 20 years will be like the bubblegum crap from the 50s before the British Invasion made music good again.
At least I can hope… Obama getting elected in this country full of yokels, idiots, racists, and general dickshits made me believe that anything is possible I guess.
January 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@deuce:
She is definitely relevant currently. You can ask just about any girl from the ages of 12 to 30 (and above) if they like at least one of her songs, you’ll get a lot of responses. Ask them how many like lots of her songs, and it’ll still be strong. After all, if you like it, you should’ve put a ring on it.
January 21, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Wait…. That’s MY BED!!!
YAY my 2009 Christmas present arrived early… See you later… [No Carrier]
January 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm
@dieAntagonista: your answer will be said tomorrow. thats allot of brain power there.
January 21, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Beyonce Knowles on a bed…almost as scary as Snakes on a plane!
January 21, 2009 at 7:35 pm
oh “considered” by the pseudo pop culture who hardly know what shit is going on.
January 21, 2009 at 7:39 pm
She has the most delicious looking skin.
January 21, 2009 at 7:42 pm
@RSIxidor:
Fucking hell. Could you be any more amazing. But I doubt he has any of his good stuff on MyFace. I’ve got it all though, lemme know if you need anything.
@deuce:
Yeah I guess you’re right. But this is just because of the age we live in. On the other hand, anything she touches turns to gold, that’s undeniable.
@ColombianMonkey:
No problem. I can be patient. Go charge yo batteries.
January 22, 2009 at 12:01 am
If this picture was animated, I could masturbate to it.
January 22, 2009 at 1:41 am
@nyokki: She does doesn’t she… Gives new meaning to being nommable…
January 22, 2009 at 2:54 am
Give that monkey a Banana
January 22, 2009 at 3:34 am
@dieAntagonista: Jay-Z and Beyonce are the pinnacle of hype. Anyone who’d claim they are the best rapper and have the hottest girl is dealing in hype. Not to detract from their talent or hard work, but they sell a lifestyle, and they have been rewarded for making wealthy people wealthier. So what is their success really? Jay-Z gave the world some great music and Beyonce billions of faps.
January 22, 2009 at 11:54 am
Isn’t that what most wealthy people do? Make each other more wealthy? Isn’t that what’s happening between the federal reserve and the “failing banks” that are run by executives more interested in pocketing money than helping the businesses they run? Or going on corporate retreats? The only difference is that its not the glamorous lifestyle of a musician or an actor.
Jay-Z can rap like a mad man, when he wants to. He’s purported to be one of the best rappers by those in the game and those that are fans of said game.
@KommissarKvC:
Somebody needs to shove a wide pole up your anus, unfortunately, a pole large enough to hurt you has yet to be invented you slimy bucket of shit.
January 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@RSIxidor:
have a cry and love your monkey you waste of life
January 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
@KommissarKvC:
Herr Kommissar, why are you afraid of a colour and why do you insult my friend.
If all non white people were to wake up tomorrow with white skin, how long would it take you until you have found another irrelevant element you can base your fears on? Probably less than a day.
January 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@dieAntagonista:
it didnt work for micheal jackson, I still hate him
January 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@KommissarKvC:
I knew you would say that. Fool.
January 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm
@KommissarKvC:
You call me a waste of life? Holy fucking shit. Why am I talking to you? Oh, that’s right, I’m a waste of life, just like anyone else that says anything to you. Anyone who’s ever actually spoken to you is a waste of life because you are you, and speaking to you makes the speaker’s life a waste.
And on MJ: Not white. That thing isn’t even human.
January 24, 2009 at 3:39 pm
@RSIxidor:
And on MJ: Not white. That thing isn’t even human
at least we agree on something!