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Seth_Dracovitch
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I was hoping for something funny or witty… but no… no. You want elegance? Use a minigun…

Puulaahi
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At least use a Dirty Harry quote, goddamn.

Harry Callahan: I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Ukwarlock
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Soap – “Guns for Show, Knives for a Pro.”

Leon – “The Rifle is the first weapon you will learn how to use. Because it lest you keep your disntace from the Client; the closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client.”

drainbow
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I was thinking “Revolvers. There is no way in Hell they can fit this many bullets in at once.”

dieAntagonista
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@Puulaahi: I have memorised those lines so well it’s embarrassing. Harry FTFW.

Shanghai_Factor
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Since when are semi-automatics “clumsy” and “random?” What kind of semi-auto’s has this guy been shooting?

Gary Generic
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Gary Generic

Sounds like Roland of Gilead is a bit of a Star Wars fan.

Nimbo
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Automatics are boring, as in boringly reliable compared to a revolver. Most flavors of revolvers have a silly number of moving parts. Now dont be trying to say a Kel Tec or other piece of crap is going to be as reliable as saw a S&W 627, Kel Tec is garbage, and the performance shop puts outs some decent kit.

Revolvers do have a certain panache to them that an a automatic just cant touch however.

Drewlicious
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No. no no no no no n on onon onn nonononoonnonono!

This is just wrong!

Puulaahi
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@dieAntagonista: Embarrassing? Never. Clint Eastwood is God.

HoChunk
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@Gary Scenario: Thank you –NOW I get it. Made no sense otherwise.

marcuserektus
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marcuserektus

See motivation poster under “Basic Math”

SumoSnipe
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SumoSnipe

@Nimbo: um, my revolver has 4 moving parts, and 3 springs. no jams, no missfire. My brothers Colt 1911, spends more time in the shop,(firing pin) and is only good for about 30 rounds at the range before gumming up and refusing to feed.

MonkeyHitman
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:O

deleted_user
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Revolvers have been around since the wild wild west and are obsolete in the modern age.



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