Sounds good. Hey it’s ok, the Internet isn’t going anywhere. But I’m definitely going to appreciate new stuff should you post anything. You iz one intriguing man.

Then I realised it was a cow. And I felt foolish.

But then I thought it would be more awesome if it were a pig, and thought “Pig’s just got some payback, fuck yeah piggly wiggly”

And that’s the end of that.

Also, your site looks hella dope now. But where’d the rss feed go? I kept checking back instead of just subscribing until I realised that I could and now it’s gone.

Aw man. But I love jerks. Especially the arrogant pseudo intellectual kind.

Yeah you’re right about the whole getting nailed on a piece of wood thing though… hang on a second. The Roman Empire ended already, who is gonna nail me anywhere? HA. Take that you fuckers.
Instead we can all eat hallucinogenic Mexican mushrooms and I can tell stories about why Satan is into sodomising people.

Just can’t see you going through the whole Crucifixion thing for mankind… Especially knowing what kinds of jerks we are…

What can I say, I know how to deliver. If there were ever a need for a female Jesus, I’d be the only realistic choice.

That said, tenderloin FTW!!

Also: Baby back ribs.