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28 Responses to Beef Chart

  1. So whats the most tender, most expensive and best for barbecuing?

  2. And the Cow says: “Be like me, kids. Get an education, or this might happen to you!”

  3. mmm. they should do this with a pig’s ass too

  4. @Tardex: Tenderloin aka Filet Minogn. But I also enjoy Corned Beed and of course Prime Rib(which is the most expensive).

  5. The real bitch of it is: there’s no bacon!

  6. @marcuserektus: mmm beef bacon… wait, what?

  7. @Puulaahi:
    I heart filet mignon. It is deliciousness.

  8. @doc: LIES!!! There is no such thing as Beef Bacon. Pork or GTHO.

    That said, tenderloin FTW!!

    Also: Baby back ribs.

  9. inb4 mention of Bovine University

  10. You people are a bunch of animals.

  11. @dieAntagonista: Why, thank you! That’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me… :)

  12. @Phyreblade:

    What can I say, I know how to deliver. If there were ever a need for a female Jesus, I’d be the only realistic choice.

  13. @dieJesusa: LOL Delivery, Yes indeed. Female Jesus… Weeeell… I dunno… Somehow I’m having all kinds of difficulties picturing you going quietly to be nailed to the cross…

    Just can’t see you going through the whole Crucifixion thing for mankind… Especially knowing what kinds of jerks we are… ;)

  14. @Phyreblade:

    Aw man. But I love jerks. Especially the arrogant pseudo intellectual kind.

    Yeah you’re right about the whole getting nailed on a piece of wood thing though… hang on a second. The Roman Empire ended already, who is gonna nail me anywhere? HA. Take that you fuckers.
    Instead we can all eat hallucinogenic Mexican mushrooms and I can tell stories about why Satan is into sodomising people.

  15. @dieAntagonista: LOL Ok well then I can safely say: “Sweet blessed Jebusa! Ahv been saevd!! Allelooyah!! Mah sole ain’t ‘demned to teh phyree deps o haydees no moar!!” :D

  16. @Phyreblade: Nice. Jebusa. I like that.

    Also, your site looks hella dope now. But where’d the rss feed go? I kept checking back instead of just subscribing until I realised that I could and now it’s gone.

  17. Erk. Never mind. I’m an idiot and I need glasses.

  18. Oh and hey I’m a fan of the Dumb Little Man also, amongst other things. High5

  19. First I was like, “Why is a pig talking to me about beef?”

    Then I realised it was a cow. And I felt foolish.

    But then I thought it would be more awesome if it were a pig, and thought “Pig’s just got some payback, fuck yeah piggly wiggly”

    And that’s the end of that.

  20. @dieAntagonista: LOL yeah, DLM is pretty cool. And I have to get back to mine as well. They have suffered some neglect over the past few months due to random re-occurring issues (AKA Life…) But it looks like I’ll be getting back them soon…

  21. @Phyreblade:

    Sounds good. Hey it’s ok, the Internet isn’t going anywhere. But I’m definitely going to appreciate new stuff should you post anything. You iz one intriguing man.

  22. Awkward conversation indeed.

  23. dieAntagonista, a carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and easy to nail :P

  24. @dieAntagonista: I’m intriguing? LOL, I guess I’ll take that as a compliment… :)

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