Comments on: Florida – The Sunshine State

By: Dreth

Dreth — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:35:36 +0000

And the after picture has 3 hurricanes coming its way.

By: bytehead

bytehead — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:59:23 +0000

The Sunshine State. That’s why I’ve got to take Vitamin D pills now. Yuch.

By: compasseagle89

compasseagle89 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:19:51 +0000

@Shanghai_Factor: and 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions!

By: Shanghai_Factor

Shanghai_Factor — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:08:57 +0000

@macio: too* Didn't you know? 72.9% of statistics are made up on the spot! Also, 5 out of 3 people are dyslexic.

By: macio

macio — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:00:18 +0000

@Shanghai_Factor – 80% of the people surveyed think you’re WAY to preoccupied with numbers.

By: Shanghai_Factor

Shanghai_Factor — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:26:46 +0000

I live in South Florida and I don’t think I could hate it any more. I don’t know of any official statistics, but I’d say 30% of the people don’t even have driver’s licenses, and judging by the crazy stunts they pull in their cars, I’d say that same 30% are out of their fucking minds. I know for a FACT that my county has the highest insurance rates in the country for State Farm, because something like 50% of drivers don’t have insurance. I’d bet a large sum of money that at least 20% of the people don’t speak a WORD of English, and the ones that do won’t admit it. I call this place “little Cuba.”

Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag.

By: ack

ack — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:17:25 +0000

@Seth_Dracovitch:
Funny, I would have said this at one time.

Now I can say that I met my ex-wife in Florida.

Odds are that you will be saying this with me by 5 years after your scheduled wedding (I am a regular ray of sunshine – no?).

Anyhow – when a mega-sinkhole swallows the whole state – I will be the one shouting “yeah, baby, suck that shit down” and pumping my fist in the air.

By: Seth_Dracovitch

Seth_Dracovitch — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:06:39 +0000

I fucking hate it here in flrida. Only good thing to ever happen here was meeting my fiance….

By: Billy Manic

Billy Manic — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:52:11 +0000

Fuuuck you, California’s sunnier.

By: Bodero

Bodero — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:25:06 +0000

As a Jew Yorker, I’m dying to move to Florida. I’ve been there three times in the last three months, and going there again to tailgate for the Steelers.

By: KommissarKvC

KommissarKvC — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:21:33 +0000

and with the amount of jews in florida, it is america’s circumcised dick

By: Mr.Bungle

Mr.Bungle — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:06:49 +0000

canada is the hat
mexico is the pants

By: Mr.Bungle

Mr.Bungle — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:06:01 +0000

‘mericas dong

By: compasseagle89

compasseagle89 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:29:40 +0000

ugh. i hate this state. im going to school here, and cant wait to leave. @Puulaahi: not to mention shitty drivers and cranky cops.

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:20:08 +0000

Not Shown: rednecks, swamps, horrible weather, cranky old people, constant election issues…

Florida Sucks!

By: frogurtx

frogurtx — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:18:57 +0000

j/k =)

By: frogurtx

frogurtx — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:18:25 +0000

Containing the limp dicks of America. Ya, I went there.

By: Deinonychus

Deinonychus — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:16:29 +0000

I call shenanigans. I can’t see a giant windsurfer from my house at all >:|

By: TheBleakranger

TheBleakranger — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:07:25 +0000

…the limp dick of America.