Florida - The Sunshine State

Florida – The Sunshine State

Added on January 19th, 2009 by fiabm | Report Post
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TheBleakranger (#3804)

15 years ago

…the limp dick of America.

Deinonychus (#1705)

15 years ago

I call shenanigans. I can’t see a giant windsurfer from my house at all >:|

frogurtx (#128)

15 years ago

Containing the limp dicks of America. Ya, I went there.

frogurtx (#128)

15 years ago

j/k =)

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

Not Shown: rednecks, swamps, horrible weather, cranky old people, constant election issues…

Florida Sucks!

compasseagle89 (#5061)

15 years ago

ugh. i hate this state. im going to school here, and cant wait to leave.

@...Puulaahi:
not to mention shitty drivers and cranky cops.

Mr.Bungle (#2892)

15 years ago

‘mericas dong

Mr.Bungle (#2892)

15 years ago

canada is the hat
mexico is the pants

KommissarKvC (#3647)

15 years ago

and with the amount of jews in florida, it is america’s circumcised dick

Bodero (#236)

15 years ago

As a Jew Yorker, I’m dying to move to Florida. I’ve been there three times in the last three months, and going there again to tailgate for the Steelers.

Billy Manic (#778)

15 years ago

Fuuuck you, California’s sunnier.

Seth_Dracovitch (#2881)

15 years ago

I fucking hate it here in flrida. Only good thing to ever happen here was meeting my fiance….

ack (#1582)

15 years ago

@...Seth_Dracovitch:
Funny, I would have said this at one time.

Now I can say that I met my ex-wife in Florida.

Odds are that you will be saying this with me by 5 years after your scheduled wedding (I am a regular ray of sunshine – no?).

Anyhow – when a mega-sinkhole swallows the whole state – I will be the one shouting “yeah, baby, suck that shit down” and pumping my fist in the air.

Shanghai_Factor (#473)

15 years ago

I live in South Florida and I don’t think I could hate it any more. I don’t know of any official statistics, but I’d say 30% of the people don’t even have driver’s licenses, and judging by the crazy stunts they pull in their cars, I’d say that same 30% are out of their fucking minds. I know for a FACT that my county has the highest insurance rates in the country for State Farm, because something like 50% of drivers don’t have insurance. I’d bet a large sum of money that at least 20% of the people don’t speak a WORD of English, and the ones that do won’t admit it. I call this place “little Cuba.”

Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag.