Florida – The Sunshine State

Florida - The Sunshine State

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    19 Responses to Florida – The Sunshine State

    1. I call shenanigans. I can’t see a giant windsurfer from my house at all >:|

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    2. Containing the limp dicks of America. Ya, I went there.

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    3. Not Shown: rednecks, swamps, horrible weather, cranky old people, constant election issues…

      Florida Sucks!

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    4. ugh. i hate this state. im going to school here, and cant wait to leave.

      @Puulaahi:
      not to mention shitty drivers and cranky cops.

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    5. canada is the hat
      mexico is the pants

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    6. and with the amount of jews in florida, it is america’s circumcised dick

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    7. As a Jew Yorker, I’m dying to move to Florida. I’ve been there three times in the last three months, and going there again to tailgate for the Steelers.

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    8. Fuuuck you, California’s sunnier.

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    9. I fucking hate it here in flrida. Only good thing to ever happen here was meeting my fiance….

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    10. @Seth_Dracovitch:
      Funny, I would have said this at one time.

      Now I can say that I met my ex-wife in Florida.

      Odds are that you will be saying this with me by 5 years after your scheduled wedding (I am a regular ray of sunshine – no?).

      Anyhow – when a mega-sinkhole swallows the whole state – I will be the one shouting “yeah, baby, suck that shit down” and pumping my fist in the air.

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    11. I live in South Florida and I don’t think I could hate it any more. I don’t know of any official statistics, but I’d say 30% of the people don’t even have driver’s licenses, and judging by the crazy stunts they pull in their cars, I’d say that same 30% are out of their fucking minds. I know for a FACT that my county has the highest insurance rates in the country for State Farm, because something like 50% of drivers don’t have insurance. I’d bet a large sum of money that at least 20% of the people don’t speak a WORD of English, and the ones that do won’t admit it. I call this place “little Cuba.”

      Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag.

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    12. @Shanghai_Factor – 80% of the people surveyed think you’re WAY to preoccupied with numbers.

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    13. @macio: too*

      Didn’t you know? 72.9% of statistics are made up on the spot! Also, 5 out of 3 people are dyslexic.

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    14. @Shanghai_Factor:
      and 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions!

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    15. The Sunshine State. That’s why I’ve got to take Vitamin D pills now. Yuch.

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    16. And the after picture has 3 hurricanes coming its way.

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