Florida – The Sunshine State

Florida - The Sunshine State

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    TheBleakranger
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    …the limp dick of America.

    Deinonychus
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    I call shenanigans. I can’t see a giant windsurfer from my house at all >:|

    frogurtx
    Member

    Containing the limp dicks of America. Ya, I went there.

    frogurtx
    Member

    j/k =)

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Not Shown: rednecks, swamps, horrible weather, cranky old people, constant election issues…

    Florida Sucks!

    compasseagle89
    Member

    ugh. i hate this state. im going to school here, and cant wait to leave.

    @Puulaahi:
    not to mention shitty drivers and cranky cops.

    Mr.Bungle
    Member

    ‘mericas dong

    Mr.Bungle
    Member

    canada is the hat
    mexico is the pants

    KommissarKvC
    Member

    and with the amount of jews in florida, it is america’s circumcised dick

    Bodero
    Member

    As a Jew Yorker, I’m dying to move to Florida. I’ve been there three times in the last three months, and going there again to tailgate for the Steelers.

    Billy Manic
    Member

    Fuuuck you, California’s sunnier.

    Seth_Dracovitch
    Member

    I fucking hate it here in flrida. Only good thing to ever happen here was meeting my fiance….

    ack
    Member

    @Seth_Dracovitch:
    Funny, I would have said this at one time.

    Now I can say that I met my ex-wife in Florida.

    Odds are that you will be saying this with me by 5 years after your scheduled wedding (I am a regular ray of sunshine – no?).

    Anyhow – when a mega-sinkhole swallows the whole state – I will be the one shouting “yeah, baby, suck that shit down” and pumping my fist in the air.

    Shanghai_Factor
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    I live in South Florida and I don’t think I could hate it any more. I don’t know of any official statistics, but I’d say 30% of the people don’t even have driver’s licenses, and judging by the crazy stunts they pull in their cars, I’d say that same 30% are out of their fucking minds. I know for a FACT that my county has the highest insurance rates in the country for State Farm, because something like 50% of drivers don’t have insurance. I’d bet a large sum of money that at least 20% of the people don’t speak… Read more »

    macio
    Member

    @Shanghai_Factor – 80% of the people surveyed think you’re WAY to preoccupied with numbers.

    Shanghai_Factor
    Member

    @macio: too*

    Didn’t you know? 72.9% of statistics are made up on the spot! Also, 5 out of 3 people are dyslexic.

    compasseagle89
    Member

    @Shanghai_Factor:
    and 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions!

    bytehead
    Member

    The Sunshine State. That’s why I’ve got to take Vitamin D pills now. Yuch.

    Dreth
    Member

    And the after picture has 3 hurricanes coming its way.



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