Comments on: Jesus Love Me…But I make him wear a condom

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:13:47 +0000

@dieAntagonista: ROFLMAOCOPTERSNORT... Win.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:44:57 +0000

@Marrock: Haha, I would love to be able to say that and get away w/ it.

By: Marrock

Marrock — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:13:29 +0000

“Now show me on this doll where the spirit of Christ touched you…”

By: Drunkin

Drunkin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:38:03 +0000

@Tardex: I was cranky. It was still in the AM and I was still drunk from the night before. But I'm not very leetle. And you sir have shown your expertise of internet discussion, bravo!

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:53:47 +0000

@Puulaahi: loool

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:49:23 +0000

@DisplacedTexan: Jesus can only initiate you with a condom on.

By: Tardex

Tardex — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:03:57 +0000

@DisplacedTexan: Sure?

By: DisplacedTexan

DisplacedTexan — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:55:41 +0000

@nyokki: ok, nyokki, agreed. i guess this is some kind of "comment battle". It's good for me to learn now I guess since this is my first 'official' post. I'll always look back at this as some sort of initiation ritual.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:52:19 +0000

@Tardex: @ColombianMonkey: @DisplacedTexan: You're welcome.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:44:37 +0000

dieA FTW. Hands down. @DisplacedTexan: Step away from the keyboard...slowly and quietly.

By: DisplacedTexan

DisplacedTexan — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:37:07 +0000

@dieAntagonista: I like your style! That's the kind of original shit I'm looking for! Thanks for giving me back my faith in mcs commentors.

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:16:01 +0000

@dieAntagonista: WHAT THE FUCK... ARE YOU SURE YOU AIN'T FROM STATES OR CARIBBEAN? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO USE WORDS LIKE THAT *WATERY EYES* *MONKEY... IN TOTAL SHOCK*

By: Tardex

Tardex — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:45:50 +0000

@DisplacedTexan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got served motherfucker! I'd usually say something smart and degrading as my rebuttal but I think diAntagonista said it better then I could have myself. So I guess all thats left it to say, suck it bitch! @dieAntagonista: Priceless. Honestly, just fantastic. I laughed, so hard. He raised a glass of grape juice and called it his blood, he raised a piece of fried chicken and called it his flesh.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:11:45 +0000

@DisplacedTexan:

Aww look at me. I don’t have any sense of humour but oh look! There are people who can tolerate things like this even less than me! Therefore me being a shithead is not so bad.

Nice try.

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And yeah, Jesus was indeed black. He had dreads. And he was down with the hood. Niggas were cool with his teachings, cuz his mom was a bitch. Joseph took care of her, cuz he knew she ain’t rich. And motherfuckers were all, yo this shit is tight! We’ll make you our lord alright.

By: DisplacedTexan

DisplacedTexan — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 17:54:49 +0000

@Tardex: ... Sometimes I think people are just making comments here because they think they are funny, when in reality they just aren't. I understand that this site is meant exploit everything therefore I dare some smartass to post a picture of Mohammad on here, then link it to an Al-Jazeera website. That would be funny!

By: Tardex

Tardex — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 17:02:46 +0000

@Drunkin: Someones a little cranky bitch.

By: Drunkin

Drunkin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:59:12 +0000

@Tardex: No, because there is a possibilty he may have never existed at all. Devout christians in texas may get angry. I know I wouldn't because I really dont give a flying fuck. I wanted to laugh, but then I didnt, because I know there is a catholic priest who used this as a pickup line...

By: Tardex

Tardex — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:35:19 +0000

Seeing as how Jesus existed thousands of years ago, in the middle east-ish area, what if he was black? You think Texas would be angry?

By: Dreth

Dreth — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:59:20 +0000

Dude, are you sure he’s eighteen?

By: nobody knows

nobody knows — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:58:01 +0000

That is so messed up.
do u get anal?