Jesus Love Me…But I make him wear a condom

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But I make him wear a condom.

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    20 Responses to Jesus Love Me…But I make him wear a condom

    1. That is so messed up.
      do u get anal?

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    2. Dude, are you sure he’s eighteen?

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    3. Seeing as how Jesus existed thousands of years ago, in the middle east-ish area, what if he was black? You think Texas would be angry?

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    4. @Tardex: No, because there is a possibilty he may have never existed at all. Devout christians in texas may get angry. I know I wouldn’t because I really dont give a flying fuck.

      I wanted to laugh, but then I didnt, because I know there is a catholic priest who used this as a pickup line…

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    5. @Drunkin: Someones a little cranky bitch.

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    6. @Tardex: …

      Sometimes I think people are just making comments here because they think they are funny, when in reality they just aren’t. I understand that this site is meant exploit everything therefore I dare some smartass to post a picture of Mohammad on here, then link it to an Al-Jazeera website. That would be funny!

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    7. @DisplacedTexan:

      Aww look at me. I don’t have any sense of humour but oh look! There are people who can tolerate things like this even less than me! Therefore me being a shithead is not so bad.

      Nice try.

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      And yeah, Jesus was indeed black. He had dreads. And he was down with the hood. Niggas were cool with his teachings, cuz his mom was a bitch. Joseph took care of her, cuz he knew she ain’t rich. And motherfuckers were all, yo this shit is tight! We’ll make you our lord alright.

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    8. @DisplacedTexan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got served motherfucker! I’d usually say something smart and degrading as my rebuttal but I think diAntagonista said it better then I could have myself. So I guess all thats left it to say, suck it bitch!

      @dieAntagonista: Priceless. Honestly, just fantastic. I laughed, so hard.

      He raised a glass of grape juice and called it his blood, he raised a piece of fried chicken and called it his flesh.

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    9. @dieAntagonista: WHAT THE FUCK… ARE YOU SURE YOU AIN’T FROM STATES OR CARIBBEAN? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO USE WORDS LIKE THAT *WATERY EYES* *MONKEY… IN TOTAL SHOCK*

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    10. @dieAntagonista: I like your style! That’s the kind of original shit I’m looking for! Thanks for giving me back my faith in mcs commentors.

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    11. dieA FTW. Hands down.
      @DisplacedTexan: Step away from the keyboard…slowly and quietly.

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    12. @nyokki: ok, nyokki, agreed. i guess this is some kind of “comment battle”. It’s good for me to learn now I guess since this is my first ‘official’ post. I’ll always look back at this as some sort of initiation ritual.

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    13. @DisplacedTexan: Jesus can only initiate you with a condom on.

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    14. @Tardex: I was cranky. It was still in the AM and I was still drunk from the night before. But I’m not very leetle. And you sir have shown your expertise of internet discussion, bravo!

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    15. “Now show me on this doll where the spirit of Christ touched you…”

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    16. @Marrock: Haha, I would love to be able to say that and get away w/ it.

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