Jesus Love Me…But I make him wear a condom

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But I make him wear a condom.



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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    That is so messed up.
    do u get anal?

    Dreth

    Dude, are you sure he’s eighteen?

    Tardex

    Seeing as how Jesus existed thousands of years ago, in the middle east-ish area, what if he was black? You think Texas would be angry?

    Drunkin

    Tardex: No, because there is a possibilty he may have never existed at all. Devout christians in texas may get angry. I know I wouldn’t because I really dont give a flying fuck.

    I wanted to laugh, but then I didnt, because I know there is a catholic priest who used this as a pickup line…

    Tardex

    Drunkin: Someones a little cranky bitch.

    DisplacedTexan

    Tardex: …

    Sometimes I think people are just making comments here because they think they are funny, when in reality they just aren’t. I understand that this site is meant exploit everything therefore I dare some smartass to post a picture of Mohammad on here, then link it to an Al-Jazeera website. That would be funny!

    dieAntagonista

    DisplacedTexan:

    Aww look at me. I don’t have any sense of humour but oh look! There are people who can tolerate things like this even less than me! Therefore me being a shithead is not so bad.

    Nice try.

    ———————————

    And yeah, Jesus was indeed black. He had dreads. And he was down with the hood. Niggas were cool with his teachings, cuz his mom was a bitch. Joseph took care of her, cuz he knew she ain’t rich. And motherfuckers were all, yo this shit is tight! We’ll make you our lord alright.

    Tardex

    DisplacedTexan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got served motherfucker! I’d usually say something smart and degrading as my rebuttal but I think diAntagonista said it better then I could have myself. So I guess all thats left it to say, suck it bitch!

    dieAntagonista: Priceless. Honestly, just fantastic. I laughed, so hard.

    He raised a glass of grape juice and called it his blood, he raised a piece of fried chicken and called it his flesh.

    MonkeyHitman

    dieAntagonista: WHAT THE FUCK… ARE YOU SURE YOU AIN’T FROM STATES OR CARIBBEAN? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO USE WORDS LIKE THAT *WATERY EYES* *MONKEY… IN TOTAL SHOCK*

    DisplacedTexan

    dieAntagonista: I like your style! That’s the kind of original shit I’m looking for! Thanks for giving me back my faith in mcs commentors.

    nyoki

    dieA FTW. Hands down.
    DisplacedTexan: Step away from the keyboard…slowly and quietly.

    dieAntagonista
    DisplacedTexan

    nyokki: ok, nyokki, agreed. i guess this is some kind of “comment battle”. It’s good for me to learn now I guess since this is my first ‘official’ post. I’ll always look back at this as some sort of initiation ritual.

    Tardex
    Puulaahi

    DisplacedTexan: Jesus can only initiate you with a condom on.

    MonkeyHitman

    Puulaahi: loool

    Drunkin

    Tardex: I was cranky. It was still in the AM and I was still drunk from the night before. But I’m not very leetle. And you sir have shown your expertise of internet discussion, bravo!

    Marrock

    “Now show me on this doll where the spirit of Christ touched you…”

    nyoki

    Marrock: Haha, I would love to be able to say that and get away w/ it.

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: ROFLMAOCOPTERSNORT…

    Win.

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