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22 Responses to Teddy Understands

  1. Skol? Nasty at $15 for 1.75L.

  2. #5) Misc.

    Nice. What’s with the breath spray, though?

  3. @Paul_Is_Drunk: So when you sneak outside to get a drink, Your breathe won’t smell like a bar when you walk back in.

    I’m not too sure what the rope is for. Either to hang yourself, or someone else? Or maybe it for when you work in a multi-story office and you just have to get the hell out, so repelling out the window is an option.

  4. The rope is for sexual fun, hence condoms. Maybe whoever you’re with is into that… or unwilling.

  5. @Sarcastastic:
    That’s the reason for the Duct Tape pouch on the front of the Teddy.

  6. @Sarcastastic: Thanks for clrifying. I’ll now use casemods strategy for picking up womanz. “I have a rope, wanna fuck?”

    I’m sure it won’t work, but according to him it’s worth a try.

  7. i’ll ask the obvious question that no one will: why catcher in the rye?

  8. apply 7 & 8 = 4 + 2 = (5 x 8 ) + 6 = 1 = 3 x 9

    ” = ” referring to: which leads to

    btw #5 = spliff

  9. @thatonejimguy;Believe it or not at one time it was scandalous.Almost 60 years ago.A bit of a dated reference.

  10. @thatonejimguy… Catcher is the most banned/censored book of the 20th century. Something to do with the sex, drugs, and drinking, or something like that.

  11. What, no paperclip? MacGyver would be ashamed.

  12. Catcher in the Rye is also the book of choice for conspiracy nuts, shut ins, and the paranoid.

    2nd Monkey’s assertion that #5 are in fact spliffs.

  13. This is brilliant but definitely not perfect.

    Instead of Salinger, we need some yummy Dostoevsky.

    Take the cigarettes out and replace it with something that actually tastes good.

    Tada. My perfect teddy.

  14. @nyokki:
    Ach. No liquor for me. Nor ciggies. Prolly replace them with a nice blade, and some beef jerky. And then teddy would be the ideal gift for the aforementioned camping trip. At least in my head.

    @dieAntagonista:
    Indeed… Like beef jerky. Bacon flavored beef jerky.

  15. I can’t make it past “Catcher in the Rye”.

    That book is pointless, depressing and aggravating (the last two are hard to pull off together).

    If you flip open the bear and read a bit from that book you are sure to need the rope to hang yourself with.

  16. @ack: “Catcher” is nothing compared to “Of Human Bondage.”

    …not as kinky as the title makes you think. :(

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