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    1. This explains everything! Now I know.. And knowing is?


    2. They no longer are on google videos, but google videos has had 3 full length investigative features on 911. Long story short, Cheney and the neocons did it. They planned it and excecuted it and used Bushes ignorance to get military control over Iraq and over MANY American abilities.

      Did you know that every phone sold in the USA since the patriot act is fitted so that the federal government can turn on the microphone and listen in, even if the phone is turned off? The only way you can make SURE you arnt being listened to is to take the battery out of the phone. Not saying theyve even used this feature, but its present.

      There was a popular movie that made commentary on it, its called the Dark Knight. Thats where that arc came from.


    3. @Flappycunt: …half the battle!!!!!

      @camusapprentice: Wow. People like you scare the shit out of me. Honestly.


    4. Did you know? Every baby born in a US hospital has an artificially engineered symbiote implanted in its head. This symbiote releases pacifying neurochemicals whenever it detects emotions relating to discontent or, in extreme circumstances, sedition. This ensures that the population remains placid and easy to control.

      Of course, I say every. The government lets a couple of fish through the net, on purpose, so as not to arouse suspicion. Every country has its revolutionaries.

      When these symbiotes die or cease to function, for any reason, the onrush of realisation into the now unfettered mind manifests in what is termed in medical science as “advanced psychosis”.
      Seeing the state as it really is, a tyrannical totalitarian “Big Brother”, it is not uncommon for these individuals to lash out violently, often killing others in an attempt to destroy the symbiote.

      As of late, the increase in deaths at the hands of teenagers is symbolic of a trend that worries the US despots: The symbiotes are finding it difficult to adapt to the rapid advances in technology, and therefore information, brought on by the invention of the microprocessor. As minds grow, and develop, the symbiote is overcome by the new ideas and thought processes occurring within the brain, and loses control of its host.

      This is also why the US government hate the Mexicans and the Canadians: that unbonded individuals can be born on the same landmass as the US, and could, were the borders not strictly controlled, intermingle with the cattle-like populace of the States, is an unacceptable threat.
      To help prevent the merging of bonded and unbonded individuals, the US government ingrain a dislike for Canadians and Mexicans into the symbiote as one of its primary imperatives. Also, quoting the reason of wishing to prevent illegal mass immigration, they have clamped down completely on crossing the US-Mexico border,
      enforcing rigid, stringent, and above all invasive investigative procedures on those wishing to cross the border. If nothing can be found in these procedures to prevent the individual coming into the US, it permits the border patrol an opportunity to implant an emergency symbiote. This procedure is risky, but the border patrol deem it necessary to protect the homeland. A 700 mile fence is in the proposal stages to physically hold back the waves of free minds.

      While not as difficult to cross the the US-Mexico border, the border with Canada has similar procedures, though fewer physical practices. The obstacles here are in the administrative process. Through making it difficult to request a visa, or intentionally giving those who do cross the border a bad experience on their return, they hope to deter further visits on an individual scale. Thus far, the practice has proved successful.

      ‘Least, that’s my theory.


    5. @camusapprentice: Tell me you’re joking. Because if you honestly believe that crock of bullshit, then I’m amazed you managed to figure out how to even turn the computer on by yourself…


    6. @LukeV1-5: Your theory explains Texas.

      @camusapprentice: BAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hilarious.


    7. hey mintymadness, here is a clip of a FOX report done by Sheperd Smith about the FBI’s ablility to use your cell phone as a bugging device:

      mobsters beware


    8. @mintymadness: Happy Birthday Bro!


    9. Thing is, those socks would actually have had to be made in Saudi Arabia.


    10. The government can barely keep Mexicans from crossing the border and they haven’t found Bin Laden; they’re supposed to have technology to listen in to every phone in America? Good one.


    11. AMURRRIKA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!


    12. To preface, if you have an issue with anything I said in reguards to the phones, Read the fucking patriot act. It was in the news for like a year. Seriously people. If you dont believe me, maybe you will believe a legal document from the doubbleyah dream team.

      @mintymadness: Good, Thats the point, because what I said are things people should know, but they are too afraid to think about it. 911 being an inside job, my oppinion. I have no difinitive proof beyond what is in those investigations. The cell phones? passed into law under the patriot act. It was pretty fuckin scary for me to watch from the age of 17 as America passed that one into law, mostly because noone actually read the document.

      @Tyger42: Please look at natedogs post. “No! I voted for him, he wouldnt do that!” Maybe you didnt. However, either way, you were completely ignorant of something that was painted right in front youre face for months. The Patriot Act. The shit is science fiction, and tragically few felt the need to speak up (or even read it to see what all the controversy was about), now that im a big voting boy, I speak up.

      @Tardex: Thank you, Thank you, glad you got a laugh! Laughing is fun!

      @dub_1211: MUURRRRRRICA, FUCK YA!. Titties! Fuck ya! Fast cars! Fuck ya! Books! … FUck… fu…

      @rattybad: Its true, read the patriot act.


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