Pimp Ass Coffin

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    1. this makes my soul cry a little. loooooove how there’s a cop or security guard or whatevs near the casket.

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    2. Here lies
      “A Pimped Named Slickback”
      Blessed be all whom he struck down.

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    3. Is it just perspective or is that coffin really small? I realize he’s sitting up but it still seems rather short.

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    4. His legs were misplaced from a rock-crusher accident, so to save on costs they used a children’s coffin.

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    5. Lol, only if that were a real coffin and real dead guy sitting in there, that would be hilarious.

      -1 point for bad anti-pimping demonstration by 5-0

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    6. pimp or not, what the hell is an ass coffin?

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    7. Totally says wimp on it you guise.

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    8. Its not “Pimp”, its “Entrepreneur”

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    9. yo dawg, i heard you were dead so we put a coffin inside yo car so you can drive while you’re dead.

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    10. @gregsauce: potential.

      does nobody notice? there is a police/sheriff officer next to the dead guy. funeral in jail?

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    11. Funeral in a jail?

      Jail in a funeral?

      Funeral in a funeral?

      Jail in a jail?

      Who knows?

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    12. “Willie the Wimp”

      Willie the Wimp was buried today,
      They laid him to rest in a special way.
      Sent him off in the finest style
      That casket-mobile really drove ’em wild
      Southside Chicago will think of him often
      Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
      Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

      That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
      He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
      Willie was propped up in the driver’s seat
      He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
      Fine red suit had the whole town talkin’
      Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
      Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

      Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin’ the banner
      He left like he lived, in a lively manner
      With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
      He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin’ headlights
      He been wishin’ for wings, no way he was walkin’
      Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
      Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

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    13. He really should have sprung for the 22″ gold spinners…

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