Pimp Ass Coffin
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January 14, 2009 at 7:35 pm
this makes my soul cry a little. loooooove how there’s a cop or security guard or whatevs near the casket.
January 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Willy, we hardly knew you.
January 14, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Here lies
“A Pimped Named Slickback”
Blessed be all whom he struck down.
January 14, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Is it just perspective or is that coffin really small? I realize he’s sitting up but it still seems rather short.
January 14, 2009 at 8:19 pm
His legs were misplaced from a rock-crusher accident, so to save on costs they used a children’s coffin.
January 14, 2009 at 8:21 pm
*pours out a lil liquor*
January 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm
But will it take off?
January 14, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Lol, only if that were a real coffin and real dead guy sitting in there, that would be hilarious.
-1 point for bad anti-pimping demonstration by 5-0
January 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm
pimp or not, what the hell is an ass coffin?
January 15, 2009 at 1:49 am
Totally says wimp on it you guise.
January 15, 2009 at 10:31 am
Looks kinda like cake.
January 15, 2009 at 10:33 am
Its not “Pimp”, its “Entrepreneur”
January 15, 2009 at 11:19 am
yo dawg, i heard you were dead so we put a coffin inside yo car so you can drive while you’re dead.
January 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@gregsauce: potential.
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does nobody notice? there is a police/sheriff officer next to the dead guy. funeral in jail?
January 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Funeral in a jail?
Jail in a funeral?
Funeral in a funeral?
Jail in a jail?
Who knows?
January 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm
“Willie the Wimp”
Willie the Wimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove ‘em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver’s seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin’
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin’ the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin’ headlights
He been wishin’ for wings, no way he was walkin’
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
January 17, 2009 at 3:05 am
He really should have sprung for the 22″ gold spinners…