Comments on: Obama’s New Ride

By: marcuserektus

marcuserektus — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:12:03 +0000

I’ve read that he gets this car as a hand-me-down from 43. Yes there is fuel resistant foam inside the tanks jus’ like them NASKAWR boyz. The foam heps wit splosions, crashes and rollovers and such

By: Avias

Avias — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:10:34 +0000

THEY SEE ME ROLL’N THEY HATE IT!!

By: nobody knows

nobody knows — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:58:19 +0000

@KommissarKvC: "She heer, boy this sis my rods u dot com her and pretend lik you run this her country."

By: KommissarKvC

KommissarKvC — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:11:13 +0000

i will laugh my ass off when some Obama goes through a rural area and some redneck state trooper pulls him over because hes black

By: goforbroke

goforbroke — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:31:44 +0000

@TaiyedMan: the car is supposedly sealed from outside air to prevent toxic gasses in case of something like that@borandi: Diesel fuel is not as volatile as gas, so they are prob using that in case something happens with the special foam

By: RSIxidor

RSIxidor — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:10:59 +0000

@Sticky: Ludicrous speed! @TaiyedMan: Isn't this sort of car just used going around in DC and for processions? He can use whatever he wants elsewhere, right? I don't know this, but doesn't Bush drive his regular old car when he's in Texas?

By: Sticky

Sticky — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:53:42 +0000

@borandi:
Lol.
“Driver, go faster!”
“Sorry Mr. Obama, we’re pegged at 60!”
“USE THE NITROUS!”
“OSHI-”

By: borandi

borandi — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:07:10 +0000

Why a sodding diesel engine? Just stick in a 1200 torque Mercedes V12. They obviously don’t care about the fuel economy anyway =D

I’m pretty sure those red and blue tanks are nitrous…

By: Paul_Is_Drunk

Paul_Is_Drunk — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:01:26 +0000

@Ben1605: Thank you. That annoys me, even before Mythbusters.

By: TaiyedMan

TaiyedMan — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:04:04 +0000

I love the sense of security this stuff gives people. All security systems are illusions. Im not talking about the armor plating or whatever, but “Panic button installed and only Obama can access it”. Umm… its a button. Aint that hard to press. And someone explain to me what good an oxygen tank does when its in your trunk.

Doors as heavy as a 757 door? Awesome?

I love the fact that the window opens 3 inches, “so the driver can…talk with secret service agents RUNNING alongside.”

Drivers compartment features a STANDARD steering wheel!? What?! No built in controls for the radio? What crap!

Love the packages of the president’s blood that they keep too… all i could think of is the South Park where Cartman gets AIDS and gives it to Kyle.

But come on. All this for 300k pounds? Thats 445 grand! And the damn thing only gets 8 miles a gallon? 0-60 in 15 seconds? A cavalier could catch this thing. Especially since it maxes out at 60.