Do It Yourself Colonoscopy

14 Responses to Do It Yourself Colonoscopy

1. natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0

   

   January 12, 2009 at 2:04 pm

   worst 3 hours of my life

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2. cheebs (UID# 5052) 0  0

   January 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   That’s not compatible with my asshole

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3. deuce (UID# 933) 0  0

   January 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm

   The serrated edges of the traction wheels are a nice touch.

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4. sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

   

   January 12, 2009 at 2:29 pm

   It requires a 45 in medicine to use. [/Fallout reference]

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5. wartoaster (UID# 4130) 0  0

   January 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm

   turns out it’s not XP compatible. total waste of my money.

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6. gouki4u (UID# 4388) 0  0

   January 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm

   @wartoaster: Requires DirectX 10. Just in case there are crepuscular rays in your colon.

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7. gwythinn (UID# 5929) 0  0

   January 13, 2009 at 12:14 am

   @Gouki4u: Are those anything like manta rays? *shudder*

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8. flood123 (UID# 4029) 0  0

   January 13, 2009 at 12:36 am

   so gross

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9. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

   

   January 13, 2009 at 2:43 am

   I will be happy if I never have to go through that again. The scopy itself is no problem, it’s the prep 24 hours before.

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10. flyingcat88 (UID# 5047) 0  0

    January 13, 2009 at 3:52 am

    @nyokki: I do not want to know…

    I have had it done the other way, starting in the mouth and going down in the stomach.. gastroscopy as they call it (description and pictures at wikipedia!). At least your but doesn’t want to vomit because there are something stuck in there? Your throath wants to!

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11. howsyoursister (UID# 3648) 0  0

    January 13, 2009 at 9:09 am

    @flyingcat88. With any luck, they didn’t use the same scope.

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12. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

    

    January 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    @flyingcat88: They use general anesthesia so you feel nothing and your butt’s not sore or anything afterwards. 24 hours before, you can’t eat anything, except the “juice” mix that makes you have to crap. Waves and waves of cramping and running to the bathroom. Never again.

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13. monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0

    

    January 14, 2009 at 2:17 am

    @nyokki: i can feel your pain

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14. theinfamous (UID# 3708) 0  0

    January 14, 2009 at 3:04 am

    of course, comes in USB not firewire…

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