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Things Meatloaf Would Do For Love Pie Chart
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January 10, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Just seen a meat loaf tribute act tonight. He couldn’t sing for shit but he still came out wearing a phantom mask and holding a Candleabre. Classic!
January 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I lol’d
January 10, 2009 at 10:24 pm
I lol’d as well.
January 10, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I lol’d. I also started singing it in my head.
…I WOULD DO ANYTHING, FOR LOVE…AND YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE AND THAT’S A FACT *DUN-dun!*…
January 10, 2009 at 11:55 pm
meatloaf meatloaf double beatloaf… I HATE MEATLOAF!
January 11, 2009 at 2:26 am
You know, he’s rediculously bombastic and hasn’t made the best career moves ever, but at least he’s pretty honest about what he is and what he’s about. (in a ‘yeah, I’m over the top and cheezy, but there’s a market for that and I’m just playing to it’).
As to the song in question, yeah, it never explains what “that” is, but it seems pretty well designed to be a ‘insert-whatever-you-need-”that”-to-be-here’ kind of song.
I don’t know where I’m going with this. Yeah, it’s one-dimensional fluff, but at least it admits it, or something. Better that than bands that think they’re deep.
January 11, 2009 at 4:23 am
I liked Meatloaf when I was a teenager.
January 11, 2009 at 7:55 am
i like meatloaf and catsup
January 11, 2009 at 11:05 am
@nyokki: on a hot summer night
would you offer your throat
to the wolf with red roses?
January 11, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I misread this at first as “Things Meatloaf would do for Pie”…
January 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm
@SumoSnipe:
Will he offer me his mouth?
Will he offer me his teeth?
Will he offer me his jaws?
January 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm
@nyokki:
Yes…..
yes…
YES
January 12, 2009 at 12:54 am
@SumoSnipe: Well then, you took the words right out of my mouth.
January 12, 2009 at 8:13 am
that was meatloaf?
huh.
January 14, 2009 at 12:13 am
@nyokki: I bet you say that to all the boys….
January 14, 2009 at 12:22 am
@SumoSnipe:
While you were lickin’ your lips and your lipstick shinin’
I was dyin’ just to ask for a taste
January 14, 2009 at 10:23 am
@nyokki: You got the kind of lips that do more than drink
the entire city is burning
You can see the flames like the inside of a mad jukebox
Lostboys stalk the streets with jungle markings on their chests
Barbarians prowl in shadows their heads rocking with rodents
Motorcycles reproduce in nocturnal alleyways groaning with greasy pleasure
And they’ve blown up the YWCA like a giant balloon and sent it out to sea full of screaming, lovely, lonely girls…..
January 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm
@SumoSnipe:
I’m in the middle of nowhere, near the end of the line
But there’s a border to somewhere waiting, and there’s a tank full of time
Oh give me just another moment, to see the light of the day
And take me to another land where, I don’t have to stay
January 14, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I’ve been trying for hours just think of what exactly to say
I thought I’d leave you with a letter of fiery speech
Like when an actor makes an exit at the end of a play
January 14, 2009 at 10:23 pm
And I’ve been dying for hours trying to fill up all the holes with some sense
I’d like to know how you faded and you threw it away
I’d like to give you all the reasons and what everything meant
January 15, 2009 at 7:34 pm
bless all the homecoming queens of the night
they’re looking for magic in gymnasium lights
bless all the girls who know what love is about
They try not to cry and then they try to put out
January 15, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Now where’s the girl that I knew?
I gave you somewhere to live and then somebody to love
You gave me nothing but trouble, man, I’ve been such a fool
You gave me nothing at all, now let me give it to you
You taught me how to be cruel, now let me try it on you
January 15, 2009 at 11:09 pm
here comes the throw and its in the dirt! Holy cow! ! Stolen base!
Taking a pretty big lead out there almost daring him to get picked off… here’s the pitch, and its bunted down the third base line! Suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes!Here’s the play at the plate! HOLY COW I THINK HE”S GONNA MAKE IT……
January 15, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
January 16, 2009 at 10:18 am
let me sleep on it
January 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever
January 16, 2009 at 7:13 pm
well If you give me your girl and you give me your trust
and if you give me till the end of the night
I’m gonna love her for both of us
January 16, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I’ll let her shine like a jewel in the crown of the holy sun
You turned her into a ghost
but she’ll be burning when the night is done
I’ll let her shine like a jewel in the crown of the holy sun
You turned her into a ghost
but she’ll be burning when the night is done
You gotta give me your girl and your trust
I’m gonna love her for both of us
January 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I couldn’t take it any more WOW I was crazed
The feeling came upon me like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God and on my mothers grave
that I would love you till the End of Time
I swore I’d love you to the End of Time.
January 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm
So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don’t think that I can really survive
I’ll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I’m praying for the end of time
It’s all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!
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