Things Meatloaf Would Do For Love Pie Chart

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(But he won\’t do that.)

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  1. Just seen a meat loaf tribute act tonight. He couldn’t sing for shit but he still came out wearing a phantom mask and holding a Candleabre. Classic!

  2. I lol’d. I also started singing it in my head.

    …I WOULD DO ANYTHING, FOR LOVE…AND YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE AND THAT’S A FACT *DUN-dun!*…

  3. meatloaf meatloaf double beatloaf… I HATE MEATLOAF!

  4. You know, he’s rediculously bombastic and hasn’t made the best career moves ever, but at least he’s pretty honest about what he is and what he’s about. (in a ‘yeah, I’m over the top and cheezy, but there’s a market for that and I’m just playing to it’).

    As to the song in question, yeah, it never explains what “that” is, but it seems pretty well designed to be a ‘insert-whatever-you-need-”that”-to-be-here’ kind of song.

    I don’t know where I’m going with this. Yeah, it’s one-dimensional fluff, but at least it admits it, or something. Better that than bands that think they’re deep.

  5. I liked Meatloaf when I was a teenager.

  6. i like meatloaf and catsup

  7. @nyokki: on a hot summer night
    would you offer your throat
    to the wolf with red roses?

  8. I misread this at first as “Things Meatloaf would do for Pie”…

  9. @SumoSnipe:
    Will he offer me his mouth?
    Will he offer me his teeth?
    Will he offer me his jaws?

  10. @SumoSnipe: Well then, you took the words right out of my mouth.

  11. that was meatloaf?
    huh.

  12. @nyokki: I bet you say that to all the boys….

  13. @SumoSnipe:
    While you were lickin’ your lips and your lipstick shinin’
    I was dyin’ just to ask for a taste

  14. @nyokki: You got the kind of lips that do more than drink

    the entire city is burning
    You can see the flames like the inside of a mad jukebox
    Lostboys stalk the streets with jungle markings on their chests
    Barbarians prowl in shadows their heads rocking with rodents
    Motorcycles reproduce in nocturnal alleyways groaning with greasy pleasure
    And they’ve blown up the YWCA like a giant balloon and sent it out to sea full of screaming, lovely, lonely girls…..

  15. @SumoSnipe:
    I’m in the middle of nowhere, near the end of the line
    But there’s a border to somewhere waiting, and there’s a tank full of time
    Oh give me just another moment, to see the light of the day
    And take me to another land where, I don’t have to stay

  16. I’ve been trying for hours just think of what exactly to say
    I thought I’d leave you with a letter of fiery speech
    Like when an actor makes an exit at the end of a play

  17. And I’ve been dying for hours trying to fill up all the holes with some sense
    I’d like to know how you faded and you threw it away
    I’d like to give you all the reasons and what everything meant

  18. bless all the homecoming queens of the night
    they’re looking for magic in gymnasium lights
    bless all the girls who know what love is about
    They try not to cry and then they try to put out

  19. Now where’s the girl that I knew?
    I gave you somewhere to live and then somebody to love
    You gave me nothing but trouble, man, I’ve been such a fool
    You gave me nothing at all, now let me give it to you
    You taught me how to be cruel, now let me try it on you

  20. here comes the throw and its in the dirt! Holy cow! ! Stolen base!
    Taking a pretty big lead out there almost daring him to get picked off… here’s the pitch, and its bunted down the third base line! Suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes!Here’s the play at the plate! HOLY COW I THINK HE”S GONNA MAKE IT……

  21. Stop right there!
    I gotta know right now!
    Before we go any further!

    Do you love me?
    Will you love me forever?
    Do you need me?
    Will you never leave me?

  22. Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
    Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
    I gotta know right now!
    Before we go any further
    Do you love me?
    And will you love me forever

  23. well If you give me your girl and you give me your trust
    and if you give me till the end of the night
    I’m gonna love her for both of us

  24. I’ll let her shine like a jewel in the crown of the holy sun
    You turned her into a ghost
    but she’ll be burning when the night is done
    I’ll let her shine like a jewel in the crown of the holy sun
    You turned her into a ghost
    but she’ll be burning when the night is done
    You gotta give me your girl and your trust
    I’m gonna love her for both of us

  25. I couldn’t take it any more WOW I was crazed
    The feeling came upon me like a tidal wave
    I started swearing to my God and on my mothers grave
    that I would love you till the End of Time
    I swore I’d love you to the End of Time.

  26. So now I’m praying for the end of time
    To hurry up and arrive
    Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
    I don’t think that I can really survive
    I’ll never break my promise or forget my vow
    But God only knows what I can do right now
    I’m praying for the end of time
    It’s all that I can do
    Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

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