Sex toys. Wait, what?

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Fleshlight:
Sad, lonely, single, depressed, loser, weak, pathetic, no girlfriend, possibly a virgin.
Vibrator:
Strong, sexually liberated, superior, intelligent, strong-minded, winner.



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    ian356094

    what, WAIT?

    Tyger42

    Heh, double standards in sexuality are nothing new. *sigh* Lesbians are “hot”, gay men are “gross”. Women masturbating is sexy, men masturbating is embarrassing and repulsive.

    mndlssequation

    If your a woman and you get yourself off, your liberated. If you are a man who jerks off, your just sad and gross. 🙁

    outofocus

    Who says the vibrator is for a woman? Vibrators can do lovely things for men too.

    MonkeyHitman

    outofocus: don’t go there please lol

    outofocus

    ColombianMonkey: Don’t go to male pleasure?

    Funny, I’ve never had any complaints before. 😉

    Pants

    outofocus:

    STICK JOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBB

    ohmybob

    Is it bad that I actually think guys jerking off is sexy? Especially when it involves a bit of what outofocus is talking about?

    MonkeyHitman

    outofocus: i would complain lol

    RSIxidor

    outofocus:
    I would not.

    ohmybob:
    No it is not bad.

    RSIxidor

    Also I know three guys who have these, and while sad and pathetic might be true of them, they can all pull girls when they put the effort. They explained they got these because sometimes the effort just ain’t worth the tail.

    Gary Generic

    I know girls who are of the opinion that men masturbating = extremely arousing.

    penguin_lady

    Scenario:
    I would be one of those.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    penguin_lady:
    U and me together sometime?

    nyoki

    penguin_lady: As would I.

    ohmybob

    nyokki:
    AND MY AXE! Er, I mean…me too.

    outofocus

    ColombianMonkey: You aren’t imagining it right. Non-flanged objects are not meant for the butt.

    Gary Scenario: That includes me but it does depend on the guy and how he goes about it.

    Finn

    It doesn’t matter if its a guy or a girl, if they are thinking about me while they do it, I’ll think its the hottest thing ever.

    Phyreblade

    ohmybob:

    AND MY AXE! Er, I mean…me too.

    ROFLMAO… *THAT* I would like to see… 🙂

    nyoki

    ohmybob: OMG LOL

    deleted_user

    RSIxidor: I feel your friends. Or, feel what they are feeling, etc.

    Most girls like to tease guys and play games for the fun of it. But it can make the sex more enjoyable if you are deprived/teased for a while before you get it, making it less of a routine sort of thing.

    And I’m surprised anyone is giving out opinions on sex fetishes/likes, knowing damn well how much porn there is out there…

    Also, I try not to masturbate because it just makes you want sex more, at least if you are looking at perfect women, which you will probably never have.

    Oh and I boned my EX gf last night….best sex I ever had…usually she gives me an attitude when I want her to turn over doggy style, but this time she actually turned over on her own and stuck that pretty little thing out there and said “just nut” and “give it to me hard, pound it”

    Then I caught the bitch texting the girl she left me for and tried to lie about it…

    Sanitized

    This isn’t the only case of things being unfair. If a girl goes to a party to have sex she is considered “easy” and “slutty”. A guy is just considered a player or a pimp.

    dieAntagonista
    hvymetal86

    ohmybob:
    penguin_lady: nyokki: ohmybob:
    Although I myself being a straight guy do not find guys jerking off to be sexy, I can provide evidence of another woman who does, as my g/f likes to watch me… I found it weird at first, but now it doesn’t bother me at all.

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