Sex toys. Wait, what?

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Fleshlight:
Sad, lonely, single, depressed, loser, weak, pathetic, no girlfriend, possibly a virgin.
Vibrator:
Strong, sexually liberated, superior, intelligent, strong-minded, winner.


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    ian356094
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    what, WAIT?

    Tyger42
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    Heh, double standards in sexuality are nothing new. *sigh* Lesbians are “hot”, gay men are “gross”. Women masturbating is sexy, men masturbating is embarrassing and repulsive.

    mndlssequation
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    If your a woman and you get yourself off, your liberated. If you are a man who jerks off, your just sad and gross. 🙁

    outofocus
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    Who says the vibrator is for a woman? Vibrators can do lovely things for men too.

    MonkeyHitman
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    @outofocus: don’t go there please lol

    outofocus
    Member

    @ColombianMonkey: Don’t go to male pleasure?

    Funny, I’ve never had any complaints before. 😉

    Pants
    Member

    @outofocus:

    STICK JOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBB

    ohmybob
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    Is it bad that I actually think guys jerking off is sexy? Especially when it involves a bit of what outofocus is talking about?

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @outofocus: i would complain lol

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @outofocus:
    I would not.

    @ohmybob:
    No it is not bad.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Also I know three guys who have these, and while sad and pathetic might be true of them, they can all pull girls when they put the effort. They explained they got these because sometimes the effort just ain’t worth the tail.

    Gary Generic
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    Gary Generic

    I know girls who are of the opinion that men masturbating = extremely arousing.

    penguin_lady
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    @Gary Scenario:
    I would be one of those.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @penguin_lady:
    U and me together sometime?

    nyoki
    Member

    @penguin_lady: As would I.

    ohmybob
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    @nyokki:
    AND MY AXE! Er, I mean…me too.

    outofocus
    Member

    @ColombianMonkey: You aren’t imagining it right. Non-flanged objects are not meant for the butt.

    @Gary Scenario: That includes me but it does depend on the guy and how he goes about it.

    Finn
    Member

    It doesn’t matter if its a guy or a girl, if they are thinking about me while they do it, I’ll think its the hottest thing ever.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @ohmybob:

    AND MY AXE! Er, I mean…me too.

    ROFLMAO… *THAT* I would like to see… 🙂

    nyoki
    Member

    @ohmybob: OMG LOL

    deleted_user
    Member

    @RSIxidor: I feel your friends. Or, feel what they are feeling, etc. Most girls like to tease guys and play games for the fun of it. But it can make the sex more enjoyable if you are deprived/teased for a while before you get it, making it less of a routine sort of thing. And I’m surprised anyone is giving out opinions on sex fetishes/likes, knowing damn well how much porn there is out there… Also, I try not to masturbate because it just makes you want sex more, at least if you are looking at perfect women, which you… Read more »

    Sanitized
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    Sanitized

    This isn’t the only case of things being unfair. If a girl goes to a party to have sex she is considered “easy” and “slutty”. A guy is just considered a player or a pimp.

    dieAntagonista
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    @casemods: TMI

    hvymetal86
    Member

    @ohmybob:
    @penguin_lady: @nyokki: @ohmybob:
    Although I myself being a straight guy do not find guys jerking off to be sexy, I can provide evidence of another woman who does, as my g/f likes to watch me… I found it weird at first, but now it doesn’t bother me at all.



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