Is There Ever Too Much Bacon?

19 Responses to Is There Ever Too Much Bacon?

1. kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

   January 10, 2009 at 12:21 pm

   good question

   Is there ever too much bacon?

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2. flintlocke (UID# 1948) 0  0

   January 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm

   More importantly, is the “free toy” made of bacon?

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3. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

   

   January 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm

   I don’t understand the obsession with bacon.

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4. nooneinparticular (UID# 3134) 0  0

   

   January 10, 2009 at 3:37 pm

   @Puulaahi: Clearly you’ve never had GOOD bacon then.

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5. kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

   January 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm

   crispy bacon FTW

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6. sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

   

   January 10, 2009 at 4:46 pm

   @KommissarKvC:
   I prefer my bacon chewy, honestly.

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7. flintlocke (UID# 1948) 0  0

   January 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm

   @Puulaahi: I only have one word for you: bacon.

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8. stolid (UID# 1669) 0  0

   January 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm

   Turkey bacon FTW… I love bacon, but don’t eat pig..

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9. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

   

   January 10, 2009 at 5:44 pm

   Ever too much bacon?

   Quick answer: No.
   Brief answer: Absolutely not.
   Long answer: BACON IS THE MANNA OF THE GODS AND THE SUSTENANCE OF KINGS. I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!

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10. marcuserektus (UID# 4312) 0  0

    January 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    And hey, the new South Pole record holders ate a 7K calorie a day diet made up mostly of deep fried bacon! So, there!

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11. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

    

    January 10, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    I’d rather have biscuits and gravy.

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12. kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

    January 11, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    @Puulaahi:
    youre just a f**king heathen

    lolz

    PUULAAHI< WORSHIP YOUR LORD AND MASTER: BACON

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13. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

    

    January 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    @Puulaahi: BLASPHEMY!!! You shall burn for your sacrilege!!

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14. kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

    January 11, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    *turns Phyreblade into Bacon and makes him the BaconLord for Puulaahi to obey

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15. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

    

    January 12, 2009 at 1:19 am

    @KommissarKvC: Noooooo, you cannot turn me into bacon. That’s a no win. I’ll have my followers always wanting a piece of me, and even worse, I might be tempted to snack on myself every time I got a little peckish…

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16. kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

    January 12, 2009 at 5:05 am

    *puts Phyrebacon into a frying pan with eggs*

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17. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

    

    January 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    @KommissarKvC: OK PHAIL. First, because Phyreblade is not bacon.
    Second because the Bacon ALWAYS goes into the pan first, BEFORE the eggs…

    PHAIL bacon and eggs Breakfast is PHAIL!!

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18. kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

    January 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    @Phyreblade:
    1] You are PhyreBacon, end of story
    2] as long as both get cooked, i dont care what order they get done in
    3] i dont eat bacon/eggs for breakfast, i have it for lunch

    now just relax and be good food

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19. phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0

    

    January 17, 2009 at 1:32 am

    @KommissarKvC: Ah… See, there’s your problem right thar. You need to start your day with bacon… I think your life would be much more fulfilling if you had a good bacon and eggs breakfast every morning.

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