Comments on: “Tis hard to pee straight”

By: Chenoan

Chenoan — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:40:06 +0000

URINATION YEAH YEAH YEAH.

but yes boys, at least get some toilet paper and wipe it up so that we don’t notice.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:20:25 +0000

@KommissarKvC: Brilliant! Just brilliant.

By: KommissarKvC

KommissarKvC — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:46:56 +0000

@zilch: easy solution to peeing with a hard-on, - do a handstand, and your torpedo will be aimed down into the bowl

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:01:13 +0000

@Disgustipater: We keep the seat down in our house too. Though mostly so the dog doesn't drink it.

By: Disgustipater

Disgustipater — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:29:49 +0000

I always put both the seat and the lid down. If I’m expected to move something, I’m going to expect you to move something.

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:12:48 +0000

I draw pictures when I pee.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:01:59 +0000

I always clean up my piss when it gets on the floor, which is often. I don’t think “really having to pee” is an excuse for sitting on a toilet with the seat raised, and getting pissed at whomever left it that way. Sometimes, I really have to shit, but never in my life have I sat in an open toilet.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:46:54 +0000

@dub_1211: Dude, I sleep rough downtown. Quit pissin' on my floor!

By: sherlockbonez

sherlockbonez — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:06:23 +0000

Seat down…check
Seat clean…mmmm maybe?!

By: Mikki

Mikki — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:20:07 +0000

At least clean it up yourself, fucker.

And we bitch about the seat because you need it down sometimes, too. So if it’s needed down a majority of the time then just leave it down. Also sometimes you really have to pee and don’t have time to make sure the seat’s down and clean.