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January 9, 2009 at 6:14 am
what do you mean this isn’t a self-help book?
January 9, 2009 at 7:22 am
I saw this in a book store once. T’was in Borders in the Relationships section.
You’d think some non-slut might be embarrassed if someone called them a Penis Genius on their book cover.
January 9, 2009 at 8:24 am
they’re all sluts, dude
January 9, 2009 at 8:56 am
Why buy the book? Here’s all you need to know:
1.) Touch penis.
2.) Success!
January 9, 2009 at 10:07 am
Step 1.) Be able to correctly identify penises and pickles.
January 9, 2009 at 11:46 am
@rattybad: You forgot one:
3.) Make sandwich.
January 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm
My fiance just told me that a mutual friend of ours got this book as a gift. I just about shit myself laughing .Just thought I would share. I can’t believe i know someone that actually owns this book.
January 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@rattybad:
@DavidtheLast:
4.) ???
5.) Profit!
January 9, 2009 at 8:40 pm
@frogurtx: 4.) Write book.
January 9, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I wonder how Adam Carolla found out that said author is a ‘penis genious?’Hmmmm