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Corkscrew

cork Corkscrew

…but you\’ll call me, right?

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7 Responses to Corkscrew

  1. HUH? whats your name again?

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  2. my gf is such a slut, her pet name for me was “NEXT!”

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  3. your gf ‘is’ but her pet name for you ‘was’

    hahaha

    she’s gone, man. time to go out again…

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  4. Heh heh, really tore that shit up.

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  5. call you??!! screw you!!!

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  6. That’s a nice corkscrew.

    Also, to get the cork in that state, it must be crap in the sack.

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  7. Why do I get the feeling he ain’t gonna call…?

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