cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers
they are the guardians, key holders, and gatekeepers of the spirit realm
and the truths and experiences of existence that yet wait beyond my ken
cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers
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what a silly load of crap. and wtf does my ken mean?
@...sylvanish:
are you being serious?
Ken
next you’ll say you know what a knol is, lol
Haha, silly kitty! Go back to making me laugh with your horrible grammar and your ironic pictures.
My cat meows at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. I would be terrified if he has any eternal or spiritual responisbility and would like to file a complaint.
My cat is the guardian of the microwave.
@...tiki god: No i’m not being serious. I know what it means.
What’s that, Cleo? The higher powers have prophesied that I will give you a treat? Even though you had one five minutes ago?
My cat walked across my keyboard, used spellcheck, and typed the word ‘terrier.’ I dont know whether to be shocked that my cat can use spellcheck, or just LOL at the irony of it.
@...sylvanish: dude, this is a quote of yours taken directly from the dream thread in the forums.
it reeked of asshattery and awesome, so i motivated it
@dieAntagonista: Are you familiar with HP Lovecraft’s dream writing? Esp. regarding cats… At least for me, in my dreams, cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers and whether Cheshire, Pitch, or Albino… they are the guardians, key holders, and gatekeepers of the spirit realm and the truths and experiences of existence that yet wait beyond my ken. Also, quasi-obviously, they have a warrior role, and a para-military culture.
As cool as cats are, this fails for its lame attempt at motivational posterism.
@...natedog: jeeez, I KNOW! I was trying to be, I dunno, I was playing along and laughing at myself. I’m thanking you again for enshrining my asshattery
tee hee hee
i totally thought you were a dude
this picture reminds me a lot of Robert A. Heinlein. He had a very high respect for cats and wrote quite a few stories where a cat played at least a minor role and a huge part in some, i.e. ‘the cat who walked through walls’.. my favorite author by the way 🙂
…And yet, allz dey wantz is cheezburger.
@...natedog: That’s interesting. I’ve only had two types of cat dreams.
When I was small my first reoccurring nightmare were of these cats with wings that were attacking people. When they scratched you, you turned into one.
Last month I had a tsunami dream. My cats were babies again and I had them in a box. They kept falling out of the box. I was trying to protect my son and keep the cats safe. It was rather annoying.
lol
re-read the thread, outofocus
@...natedog: wait, are you telling me to re-read it or are you saying that you are laughing because you re-read it?