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i just did a wicked april fools on my cousin!
I coated my jizz on her tampon, re-sealed the package, and now she’s actually wearing it LOL! Now I told her what I actually did and she’s freaking out haha

dw, I ate a birth controll pill this morning so my sperm won’t impregnate her.

she’s calling her mom and everything lol, these noobs about to get pwned when they find out nothings going to happen


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    Dreth
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    Mark Hamill is a badass.

    Puulaahi
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    ahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

    MegaloX
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    MegaloX

    Trolled

    TGGeko
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    Hahaha! Human stupidity, you make me laugh.

    He ate a birth control pill?

    exige
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    Looks like the little inbreed prankster will have to eat his granddaddys jizz with a straw after her mom’s gotten hold of him…

    nyoki
    Member

    Oh, if only it worked.

    NoOneInParticular
    Member

    Actually, nothing will happen, but not for the reason given. Sperm are very delicate and don’t live outside of exacting conditions long. Tampons are not conducive to keeping sperm alive – they would have died almost instantly. Certainly long before the other person would have used it. I know this is just a joke, but the punchline fails as the joker was inadvertently correct. Massive fail all the way around.

    dub_1211
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    he shoulda just fucked his cousin, much more fun.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @NoOneInParticular: No imagination.

    Excelsior
    Member

    @Puulaahi:
    If only Imagination made babies.

    outofocus
    Member

    @Excelsior: That would be nice. :p

    nyoki
    Member

    @Excelsior: Or stopped them.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @NoOneInParticular: well not instatly but you are right. he had to damp her tampon then it would work. but she won’t wear it again.:p

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    but i hope that pill neutered him forever

    Luke Magnifico
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    @ColombianMonkey: But everyone knows that the ceremony joining a young woman with her tampon is the beginning of a sacred, life-long bond.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    oh sure ofcourse

    Luke Magnifico
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    Where is that damn sarcasm symbol.

    From now on, ¶ is the sarcasm symbol.

    Mayyday
    Member

    @LukeV1-5: Oh yeah, that’s a ¶really¶ useful notation.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Mayyday: Yeah, cause it would be to ¶hard¶ for us to figure out.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    Well, you’re all ¶very¶ intelligent people, I was sure you’d be able to figure it out.

    nyoki
    Member

    @LukeV1-5: It’s hard to tell. Am I sensing ¶sarcasm¶ here?

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @nyokki: ¶*curse*¶

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    @nyokki: Why, ¶of course not ¶. I would ¶never¶ say anything against the ¶vast intellect¶ of the MCS audience.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Over use makes it about as interesting as this guy here.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Thank you all for my first guffaw of the day… Not to be confused with my first chuckle of the day. Please keep them coming… 😀

    nyoki
    Member

    @RSIxidor: You’re ¶right¶.

    Phyreblade
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    Now ¶that’s¶ funny right thar, I don’t care ¶who¶ ya are…

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