April Fools

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i just did a wicked april fools on my cousin!
I coated my jizz on her tampon, re-sealed the package, and now she\’s actually wearing it LOL! Now I told her what I actually did and she\’s freaking out haha

dw, I ate a birth controll pill this morning so my sperm won\’t impregnate her.

she\’s calling her mom and everything lol, these noobs about to get pwned when they find out nothings going to happen ☺

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    28 Responses to April Fools

    1. ahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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    2. Hahaha! Human stupidity, you make me laugh.

      He ate a birth control pill?

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    3. Looks like the little inbreed prankster will have to eat his granddaddys jizz with a straw after her mom’s gotten hold of him…

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    4. Actually, nothing will happen, but not for the reason given. Sperm are very delicate and don’t live outside of exacting conditions long. Tampons are not conducive to keeping sperm alive – they would have died almost instantly. Certainly long before the other person would have used it. I know this is just a joke, but the punchline fails as the joker was inadvertently correct. Massive fail all the way around.

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    5. he shoulda just fucked his cousin, much more fun.

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    6. @Puulaahi:
      If only Imagination made babies.

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    7. @NoOneInParticular: well not instatly but you are right. he had to damp her tampon then it would work. but she won’t wear it again.:p

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    8. but i hope that pill neutered him forever

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    9. @ColombianMonkey: But everyone knows that the ceremony joining a young woman with her tampon is the beginning of a sacred, life-long bond.

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    10. Where is that damn sarcasm symbol.

      From now on, ¶ is the sarcasm symbol.

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    11. @LukeV1-5: Oh yeah, that’s a ¶really¶ useful notation.

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    12. @Mayyday: Yeah, cause it would be to ¶hard¶ for us to figure out.

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    13. Well, you’re all ¶very¶ intelligent people, I was sure you’d be able to figure it out.

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    14. @LukeV1-5: It’s hard to tell. Am I sensing ¶sarcasm¶ here?

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    15. @nyokki: Why, ¶of course not ¶. I would ¶never¶ say anything against the ¶vast intellect¶ of the MCS audience.

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    16. Over use makes it about as interesting as this guy here.

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    17. Thank you all for my first guffaw of the day… Not to be confused with my first chuckle of the day. Please keep them coming… 😀

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    18. Now ¶that’s¶ funny right thar, I don’t care ¶who¶ ya are…

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    19. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you…
      I FUCKING HATE YOU.
      T_T

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