Attention: Lunatic Atheists & their Lawyers

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    BourbonDingo
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    At least he had the courtesy to leave his address.

    Dr.Devine
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    Sounds like an invitation for us lunatic atheists.

    Tyger42
    Member

    @BourbonDingo: Eh, it’s a PO Box. Not really much good.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    Awesome, I’m a lunatic lawyer to be. Does that mean I’m not welcome in Americaland ):

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    @dieAntagonista: I suppose that you as a lawyer would fall under the Wretched Refuse part of the Statue of Liberty poem: the new Colussus.
    www.nps.gov/archive/stli/newcolossus/index.html

    caffino54
    Member

    party at briggs’s

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @SumoSnipe: Wow, you know, I’m kind of embarrassed. It’s the first time I should read that poem. I love it.

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    I don’t think I have ever seen a sermon held at a PO box before…
    I’m not a christian. I wonder if he thinks I am a traitor as well? If he does, my hammer and my service record are joining the attitude adjustment party.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    @dieAntagonista: I am ashamed at how few people over here know of it or have read it.

    marcuserektus
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    marcuserektus

    I bet the Rev wishes that poem would go away.

    KommissarKvC
    Member

    Lol
    this picture makes me wonder if america could ever have the violent psychotic commissars the Russians had, who ‘dealt’ with traitors

    outofocus
    Member

    @SumoSnipe: I recall learning about that in both 7th (social studies) and 8th grade (us history). I can’t say that I could quote much more than the most well known parts but I don’t feel obligated to memorize a poem when I grasp the idea behind it.

    phaed
    Member

    CIVIL WAR LEADS TO USE OF NUKES
    USE OF NUKES LEADS TO APOCALYPSE
    APOCALYPSE LEADS TO SECOND COMING OF CHRIST
    WAIT WHAT

    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @phaed:
    Well it is a little bit more complex than that.

    @KommissarKvC:

    Well i don’t think they would kill people. They would probably just start some giant money sucking scheme.

    phaed
    Member

    Actually it’s simpler, we don’t even need nukes. Just wars and rumors of wars.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    @outofocus: No the sadness is that few know of its existence/ or where it is from. A recent quiz here at the university a lot of people that said they had heard of it thought it was in the Preamble of the Constitution, the Gettysburg address or Dr. Kings “I have a dream” speech.
    Meh. It may just be that I’m old.

    dtepes
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    Why did it have to be WV? It’s idiots like that who make nice rednecks like me look bad.

    I only hope the Rev is from one of the snake handling churches and gets bit to hell and back.

    RSIxidor
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    @phaed: If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk. If you give him some milk, he’ll want more. If you give him more milk, he’ll develop a taste for human blood. if he develops a taste for human blood, he’ll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he’ll have to make followers. Now if he makes some followers, they’ll need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails,… Read more »

    phaed
    Member

    Finally, someone who understands me and the Rev. E. F. Briggs both!

    Howie Feltersnatch
    Member

    Wow. He paid for a billboard with three statements on it, and all three of them are false. He should ask for his money back.

    KommissarKvC
    Member

    @thelotuseater725:
    something actualy worse than scientology?
    HOLY CRAP

    @RSIxidor:
    all hail RSIxidor, the first priest of the Robot Chicken religion

    Sticky
    Member

    Attention: Lunatic Preachers & their Lawyers

    Anti-religious freedom is Anti-American
    Anti-American is Treason
    Traitors lead to Civil War

    Yay slippery slope arguments.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    That is one crazy reverend. But many are.

    Funny how every nation thinks that God is on their side.

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    @RSIxidor: It is all so clear to me now….
    A little off topic, there should be a ranch for sale here in NM shortly. The previous owner started a doomsday cult whose predicted date for the End of Times have passed. He is now awaiting sentencing for having bragged about laying naked with 2 underage girls from his flock.
    www.koat.com/news/18282344/detail.html

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @SumoSnipe: I think I saw that in a NG Cult Docu. People are nuts.

    Adrian
    Member

    Traitors lead to Civil War
    Civil War leads to Anger
    Anger leads to Hate
    and Hate leads to the Dark Side! hmm!

    Moe
    Member

    ..something ,something, dark side.
    ..something ,something, complete…



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