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“enlave” ?
Enslave, yes
NO, NOT ENLAVE. ANYTHING BUY ENLAVE
i was enlaved once. i still can’t walk straight.
I enlaved your mom last night.
I enlaved my own.
It’s a polar bear taking snacks and presents home to his kids!
You can’t enslave a polar bear. You can only enlave it. Enslaving polar bears, well, that’s just fantasy or the dreams of the demented.
Damn elves…always enlaving things. Next thing they’ll start accidentallingly Coca Cola bottles. Mark my words.
@nyokki: Now hold on a second, why the bear gotta be enslaved? How do ya know he didn’t volunteer? It is Christmas ya know…
@Phyreblade: I didn’t say the polar bear was enslaved.
@nyokki: Alright then what was with the “Damn elves…. always enslaving things.” comment? Hmmm? Ju gat some ‘splaining to do der missy…
@Phyreblade: Read more carefully.
@nyokki: OK, let me rephrase. What else (besides polar bears and coke bottles) have dem der elves been ‘slavin’ and howdoyaknow dey didn’t volunteer?
@Phyreblade: I didn’t say enslaving.
@nyokki:
LOL OK… You got me… You gonna have to learn me sum Nyokkispeak nao… What, exactly, is “enlaving”?
PS
Merry Chrismahanakwanzativus…
@Phyreblade: No clue, but it doesn’t sound good. Ask tiki.
Holy shit, Phyreblade, you have taken facepalm to a whole new place
I gotta agree with natedog, Phyreblade I think you need to lay off the coffee and give your brain a rest, come back tomorrow and analyze this whole thing.
And stay away from sharp objects in the remainder of the day/night.
@Phyreblade: Sanity check fail? The mind sees what it wants to protect itself from the unnatural horror before it…..
Looks like tiki has added something new to our vocabulary-but the definition is up to the stygian darkness in the far recesses of the readers mind….
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHm8KKTUBZA
@natedog: It’s an epidemic!
ROFL… Wow…
I just read through this thread again and realized that I really ought to my pic in the “Facepalm” entry of the Urban Dictionary…
Definitely not my finest moment… I’m guess I should just pull a Tiki and blame it on the EggNog… LOL