Comments on: You best step off beeyotch

By: KommissarKvC

KommissarKvC — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:58:38 +0000

@Dreth: Oh Sumo guys do have balls, they just push them back inside their body to avoid them getting hit - so technically Sumo involves reverse puberty

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:28:11 +0000

“Never give up, never surrender!”
keep trying, little man.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:33:02 +0000

@phil: Actually i think he’s just taking a step forward, just to prove his point…

By: phil

phil — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:19:32 +0000

The kid made the big guy lift his left foot. That’s progress.

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:27:47 +0000

In this case, yes. Sumo just needs to lean forward and let gravity win.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:24:34 +0000

@sylvanish: Methinks you have too much faith in Judo… Martial arts can give smaller people an edge, but can not necessarily compensate for massive discrepancies in size, speed or strength…

I think “getting the squish, just like grape” will be the order of the day today…

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:33:55 +0000

Judo > Sumo

All this kid needs to do is let the big guy come at him and redirect his momentum to his advantage with the rightly placed “lever”

..Or just end up squished

By: Dreth

Dreth — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:32:02 +0000

Kick him in the—

Oh, right. He doesn’t have any.

By: Avias

Avias — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:50:58 +0000

learn to use your instincts kid.. the Force will help you overcome this challenge

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:49:52 +0000

Baby back,
baby back,
baby back,
baby back,
baby back,
baby back,
… ribs…