THIS IS WHAT AUTO-URINE THERAPISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

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If we can drink the urine of cows, why can’t we drink our own urine? Free your mind of the misguided disgust about urine and regain your lost health.

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25 Responses to THIS IS WHAT AUTO-URINE THERAPISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

  1. Since…when do we drink the urine of cows? O.O

  2. Ahaha. That’s probably one of the most amazing book covers I’ve ever seen.
    I have never heard of people who drink the urine of cows either, but I have a friend who had to drink her own urine once. It actually cured her. (I’m not sure from what)

  3. Pseudoscience at it’s best.

    If you can make someone drink their own urine. You’re the man.
    The fucking king of scams.

  4. Err, it’s not exactly pseudoscience. There’s a logical explanation how drinking one’s own urine can have benefits. But it’s only advisable to do when you have certain diseases.

  5. Christmas got started because Siberian Shamans were drinking Reindeer urine. Urine is the only sanitory liquid in the human body. Urine is made of the exact mineral and electrolytes your body needs. It’s a personal chemistry set.

  6. Then why does no other animal drink it’s urine? animals eat their own shit for the same reason that cows chew their food and regurgitate it repeatedly. digestive tracts are often inefficent and there is much nutirents left to obsorb after pooping. also eating your own shit helps to spread the helpful bacteria that aid in absorbtion of important nutirents through out your GI track.

  7. It’s been well documented that drinking your own urine leads to kidney failure. Possibly because you’re reintroducing all the stuff your kidneys just tried to get rid of? Logic is so pesky sometimes.

  8. @EVIL ILLUMINATI: Urine is made of mineral and electrolytes your body DOESN’T need. That’s why you pissibg them.

    @Namelis1: so true.

  9. @Tyger42: Yeah… Uh huh. By show of hands, how many of you drink cow urine as part of a balanced breakfast?

    Don’t worry, I’ll wait…
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    Right… Thought so…

  10. @Phyreblade:
    i SINCERELY hope youre joking. last time i checked, cows arent pissing out of their udders.

    otherwise, most infants in the world are drinking their mothers urine.

  11. PISS DRINKER, PISS DRINKER!!!

    EVIL ILLUMINATI IS A PISS DRINKER!!!!

  12. holy crap, i think i can comment without a swath of error messages now

  13. Siberian Shamans can continue to drink reindeer urine all they want. I am not drinking anyone’s piss. EVER. That’s fucking disgusting.

  14. @compasseagle89: Wat? Aaah… I tink Ur facetiometer r broek… :)

  15. @Phyreblade:
    big relief, thanks. i didnt take you for a retard, but ive been wrong before.

    i couldnt be completely sure of what you were thinking, since i have met real people (one of them on my dorm floor, but he isnt returning next semester cause hes a dumbass) who think milk is cow piss. i concluded that said dumbass never actually saw a cow.

    facetiometer = facetious + meter? thats funny… :D

  16. @dieAntagonista: “Logical explanation” doesn’t equal “scientifically accurate”…

  17. for those of you who can’t tell, ie the geniuses who think they’re referring to milk as piss, this book is from India. they do drink urine over there. Gandhi did it, and he had some pretty good ideas about what’s good for people. if very educated and enlightened people do it, then maybe u can not think it’s stupid.

  18. @Dyna-Mole: Ghandi was a charismatic personality, a spiritual leader. He wasn’t a smart man.

    Now, if Einstein drank his own urine, you would have a better leg to stand on.

  19. @compasseagle89: Well if a person can’t tell the difference between urine and milk, there’s not much we can do for them…

    One is a colloidal suspension of fatty globules, the other a solution of urea and waste products, many of which are toxic. So even though urine is technically sterile when it comes out of the body, and may contain some elements that *could* be useful to have reintroduced into the body under circumstances, as a general rule, I seriously doubt it’s the kind of magic cure-all therapy that this ad makes it out to be…

    Perhaps for specific ailments that are directly related to excessive chemical or trace element loss loss via excretion, but I’d be willing to bet that there are probably much better (read safer, and less toxic) ways of resolving those particular issues…

  20. @nyokki: Yes Indeedy… One of the few scenarios where drinking your own urine, toxins and all, still beats the pants off dying from dehydration… :)

  21. “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it’s sterile and I like the taste.”

  22. @I_am_Lopan: And yet you wonder why it was so easy for Emperor Qin Shi Huang to cast the curse of No Flesh upon you…

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