Patton pisses on Germany

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Gen George S. Patton lets journalists photograph him while he stops and takes a piss in the middle of the Rhine River while crossing. March 1945.

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20 Responses to Patton pisses on Germany

  1. Of course his dick was tiny, his balls were so big they took up all the skin.

  2. yet more proof to hate american invaders

    its not bad enough they murder germans to save animals from the camps, but they piss in public areas too

  3. Kommisar

    I’d piss in a public area all over your bound face and body, then kill you, then piss on your corpse.

  4. @KommissarKvC:

    Suck my big metaphorical dick. Hard. That is all.

  5. @KommissarKvC: I always thought there was something sinister about these guys: www.kvc.org/

    Thanks for clearing that up.

  6. @KommissarKvC: dude dont be a shit disturber. and who DOESNT piss in public??a
    and is it just me or did it (at first look) look like he was peeing out his knee?

  7. *Plans to watch Patton while visiting his family.*

  8. The man’s nickname was “Blood and Guts.” We’re lucky we aren’t seeing film of him skull-fucking a nazi’s wife while the bastard watches, then cutting the guy’s throat, THEN pissing ON him.

    Well, I’D like to see it, but still.

    @ Kommissar: Go cry in a hole, Fucktard.

  9. I’ve just realised that I’ve been spending far more time than I’m comfortable with trying to find Patton’s cock.

  10. If you had just fucked over Montgomery, stomped all over nearly the entire German army, and rolled through all obstacles to get your army into Bastone your mighty unit could use a rest too.
    Chuck Norris and Batman would both have been afraid of Patton.

  11. @mld: TEAMED UP, they would still be afraid of Patton.

  12. @KommissarKvC: Im ashamed that troll bit worked even a little.

    Seriously people, are those ropes or what? I can’t see it clearly enough.

  13. @outofocus: Thank you! I was beginning to think I was the only one who couldn’t see it.

  14. @AgZed:

    wtf, the KvC in the MCS name are my actual name initials, i have nothing to do with that organization

    If i did get into psychological healthcare, id be overworked sorting through all the headcases and drugwhores here in MCS

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