Comments on: Somewhere they are baby mice wondering when mommy and daddy are gonna come home.

By: KommissarKvC

KommissarKvC — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:50:12 +0000

someone i knew once had some mice in their house, so they went to the store to get a trap, and the only ones being sold, were these plastic ones that were called ‘more humane’ than the normal ones

these plastic ones turned out to mostly just grab the mouse and hold them there, crushing them slowly, as when i checked the trap in the morning, the mouse wasnt snapped like a normal trap does, it was just squished

nice to see how great people call a slow suffocation more humane than a quick snapped spine death

By: SomethingToBelieveIn

SomethingToBelieveIn — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:06:47 +0000

My parents caught a mouse in their cabinet and then found a litter of dead baby mice in a closet a week later.

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:06:49 +0000

@LukeV1-5: then FINISH the FUCKING STORY!!

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:58:44 +0000

@sylvanish: Did I say they didn't eat one another? As far as I can see, I finished with them getting hungry.

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:49:37 +0000

@LukeV1-5: You're missing the babies inevitably resorting to cannibalism. This will dwindle them down to just the fiercest male and possibly the fiercest female, which by that point will be just mature enough to scrounge out of the nest for their own food and likely mate with each other, producing a new generation of fiercer inbred mice. @Flappycunt: I like your style. @conan776: You make me cry with laughing

By: conan776

conan776 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:14:56 +0000

@medic350: Ya know, a draw, like where ya keep yer knies, fors, and spoos: a silvawa draw.

By: Flappycunt

Flappycunt — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:12:58 +0000

survival…

By: Flappycunt

Flappycunt — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:12:21 +0000

Did this bucket thing once @ a cottage and woke to find 11 mice swiming over eachother (in water) for a few hours.. after a few more hours, they tired themselves out and drowned….except for the very last one.. I let him go to tell his story to the others.. and servival of the fittest..

By: Flappycunt

Flappycunt — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:08:14 +0000

A way to catch mice ALIVE!
-1 bucket
-1 USED TP roll(empty cardboard)
- wire or coat hanger.
- Peanut butter

Place peanut butter on center of tp roll, insert wire through tp roll, attach wire over bucket, place something (sisters sweater)against bucket for mice to climb to top of bucket- they try to cross the tp roll and fall into bucket.. fill bucket with various fluids to see what kills them fastest- water, dishsoap, drano, acid.etc….

By: compasseagle89

compasseagle89 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:07:45 +0000

summer 2007, while working at a camp, i found a mouse in the walk-in refrigerator. i cornered him, and asked someone to get me something to kill it with. they handed me a serving spoon (no joke). so i took care of that one, which turned out to be the father.

the following saturday, i discovered the mother and the babies in the (very unused) potato peeler. i was TRYING to move them outside, but the other person carrying the other half of the peeler dropped it when momma picked up one of the babies and made a run for it, right out of the peeler. he freaked out and dropped it, so six or seven jelly bean sized babies and momma scattered all over the floor. she disappeared down a hole by the water heater, and we were left with mice that we couldnt care for, and we had no idea if she would come back. so i put the babies in a garbage bag and dropped a sledge hammer on them. im pretty sure they didnt feel anything.

momma showed up about half an hour later, and i trapped and killed her in a similar spot, in a similar fashion, with a similar instrument of death.

oh, and one of the workers in the kitchen is a vegetarian. she doesnt like me all that much, and i cant figure out why. just throwing that out there.