@...Stolid:
was playing L4D the other night, and kinda got spooked by a fucking hunter, forgetting that I had my 6 month old kitten on my lap. she freaked out and dug all her claws into my thigh, and I screamed and threw her across the room. she hit the floor rolling and jumped up and meowed at me and went running up my stairs. My terrier woke up to the situation and starting barking and chasing the cat up the same stairs. It was around this time that my other cat realized that there was something going on and rolled over too quickly for my beagle, who apparently thought the sky was falling, cause he yelped and ran to his crate.

I drank another beer after that. it was good.