Beer Funnel Consequences

Beer Funnel Consequences

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    1. What a fuckin’ digusting whore. Again, daddy would be proud.

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    2. This makes me sad. As stupid as this girl is, all those people just standing around deserve the same being done to them.

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    3. I know that generally, American beer is kinda shitty, but that doesn’t even look like a brew. It looks like piss, and if some gave me a piss funnel, I’d probably ralf and pass out too. Also, I’d hit that (when she woke up)

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    4. With the guys’ stances there it looks like they’re going to ‘hit that’ while she’s passed out.

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    5. @dieAntagonista: “all those people just standing around deserve the same being done to them.”

      Looks to me like she did it to herself.

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    6. @Alpha – Thats called Miller Lite, Bud Lite, or anything related. Yes, its piss water.

      In her stance, I was thinking about replacing the funnel with something else.

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    7. @the3g_ipwn: I thought that was piss not beer, and everyone knew about it except her.

      If that’s not the case, then yeah whatever.

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    8. this chick deserves what she gets.

      if you play in the middle of a highway, you should expect to get hit by a car at some point.

      if you play russian roulette, you should expect to blow you brains out at some point.

      if you stick your pee pee into suspect poon, you should expect to have said pee pee rotted off at some point.

      if you deepthroat a beer funnel whilst wearing slutgear with frat boys everywhere, you should expect to be face down in some dude’s backyard while some guys you don’t even know plow your pooper as your cigarette burns down to nothing at some point.

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    9. @natedog: And if you actually do have sex with a passed out chick, you deserve to go to prison because you’re a rapist.

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    10. She’s not passed out if she’s still holding her cigarette.

      I like how the assumption is she’ll get raped. You’ve got 1 part guilty and shameful projection going on there and about 99 parts conditioning.

      Life ain’t like Saved by the Bell and some people can just drink too much and laugh about it later. Not all assumed morally objectionable actions have consequences. The so called stats are a lie and that girl could very well refer to that right as ‘awesome’.

      Or am the only one with a university education here? Nobody else has posed in a picture like that and then watched some dumb bitch’s friends carry her to a cab?

      PS: not drinking too much does not prevent rape. I only heard about one girl I knew getting raped while at school and she was sober. It was by a guy who was volunteering with a school program to walk girls home at night and make sure they got in safely. No lie.

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    11. reboot, i didnt say i personally endorse raping anyone. i actually prefer it when the chick is enjoying herself, not cornholing some limp carcass.

      my point was that if a woman is going to put herself in such a position, then you can’t get butthurt when your butt, er, hurts…

      tl;dr Woman should STFU and take moar responsibility for themselves

      Rape, also known as surprise sex or black sex, is an extreme sport described as “the act of pwning with a penis”. It was part of all animal’s life cycles until about 100 years ago, when butthurt ugly feminists with penis envy permabanned rape and all acts of cock pwnage. However, shouting “SURPRISE!” just before carrying out teh act of rape negates its illegality in the eyes of the law in 99.9% of countries in the world.

      Rape is a common follow-up to Women’s Retreats. Members of feminist communities live in constant fear of rape. Every one of them has been raped hundreds of times, or has almost been raped hundreds of times, or knows someone who has been raped hundreds of times, or has listened to a Tori Amos CD about rape hundreds of times or watched The Accused hundreds of times. All men are known to be rapists, because they have penises and like to stick them in people.

      also, An example of “non-consent”

      Jerry and Vanessa have been married for 23 years. Jerry has been home alone for a few hours drinking vodka and is completely wasted. Vanessa comes home and says, “Hey Jerry, Wanna have sex?”. Jerry responds, “OK”. Vanessa grabs his hand and pulls him up the stairs, since he is too drunk to walk, and into the bedroom. They engage in two hours of foreplay, femdom/dominatrix style. After that Vanessa ties Jerry to the bed so tightly that he can’t move and puts a condom on him. She then proceeds to put his penis into her vagina and thrusts until he ejaculates. She repeats this process three times that night. Technically Vanessa never said “Yes” or “Let’s have sex”, so she calls the cops on Jerry for rape. He is arrested and is punished to the full extent of the law.

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    12. BitingBeaver’s guide to understanding if you are a Rapist: (true story)

      Some things to remember…

      1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.

      2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.

      3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.

      4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.

      5. If she’s alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you’re a rapist.

      6. If she’s sleeping and you have sex with her you’re a rapist.

      7. If she’s unconscious and you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.

      8. If she’s taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.

      9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say ‘Yes’ then you’re a rapist.

      10. If you drug her then you’re a rapist.

      11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you’re a rapist.

      12. If you don’t bother to ask her permission and she says neither ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ then you could be a rapist.

      13. You are a rapist if you ‘nag’ her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual ‘yes’ from a weary victim doesn’t mean it’s not rape. You are a rapist.

      14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her “No” by talking her into it. She’s not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it’s not YOUR responsibility to ‘get’ her. You’re still a rapist.

      15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn’t otherwise want it. If you say, “If you loved me you’d do X” then you’re a rapist. If you say, “All the other kids are doing it!” then you’re a rapist.

      16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you’re threatening her then you’re a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to ‘talk’ her into sex then you’re a rapist.

      17. You are a rapist if you don’t immediately get your hands off of her when she says ‘no’. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually ‘gives in’ to this tactic.

      18. You are a rapist if you won’t let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.

      19. If you’re necking with her and you’re naked and you’ve already gone down on her and she says ‘No’ to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you’re a rapist.

      20. If you’re engaged in intercourse and she says ‘No’ at ANY point and you don’t immediately stop then you’re a rapist.

      21. If she said “Yes” to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you’re a rapist.

      22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn’t WANT sex and you continue then you’re a rapist.

      23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don’t immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you’re a rapist.

      24. If you don’t hit her and she says ‘No’ you’re still a rapist.

      25. If you don’t have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says ‘No’ then you’re still a rapist.

      26. If you’re a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.

      27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn’t want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you’re a rapist.

      28. If you’re her husband you can still be a rapist.

      29. If it’s your wedding night and she doesn’t WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you’re a rapist.

      30. If she’s had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn’t want to on the 101st time then you’re a rapist.

      31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.

      32. Women do not owe you sex.

      33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.

      34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.

      35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.

      36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn’t mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.

      37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.

      38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.

      39. If she ‘turns you on’ you’re not entitled to sex.

      40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn’t want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you’re a rapist.

      41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she’s wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.

      42. If she’s a prostitute and she says “No” then you’re a rapist.

      43. If she’s a stripper and she says “No” then you’re a rapist. Likewise, if she’s a stripper and she’s been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.

      44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you’re as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.

      45. If you don’t fight rape then you accept rape.

      46. If you don’t believe a woman when she says she was raped then you’re encouraging rape.

      47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.

      48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.

      49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.

      50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won’t know it.

      51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn’t trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don’t wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.

      Hmmm…I think that about covers it. Any questions? Good.

      Oh, and feel free to add new ones in the comments and I’ll edit the post and put them up here for reference.

      ~BB

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    13. …what if she is mute and can’t find pad and pen?

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    14. Every strait man with a pulse has tried to cooerce a woman into sex. Hell, even some of the women here have(dieAntagonista: yes this means you).

      I don’t condone it, but if this chick wakes up with a strange penis in her ear, atleast some of the fault lies with her and her actions.

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    15. #44, 45, and 46

      Wrong, wrong, and wrong. In fact, 46 is complete bullshit.

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    16. @the3g_ipwn:
      LIES. I would never do such a thing. Probably not maybe. Except if your last name is Jolie or your screen name sylvanish.

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    17. @dieAntagonista: What if my real name were Jolie Sylvanish? Could we get it on then?

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    18. @the3g_ipwn: Ah you got me there. Damn it. OK yea my plan is flawed.

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    19. @dieAntagonista: Well, that didn’t sound like a “no” to me. Anyone else hear “no?”

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    20. It’s dumb cunts like these that make me hate being female. It’s bitches like this that give credence to men who say they’re superior then women and this and that.

      If she gets raped, well, guess it’s her own dumb ass fault. I wouldn’t feel a lick bad, maybe next time she won’t make herself into a drunken cocktease. Still, if anyone did rape her, yes, they should be punished still.

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    21. @the3g_ipwn: Haha, no? Enough already, I’m admitting more than intended.

      @awfulintentions: Aren’t there men who have done the same? Why is it worse if a girl does it? I don’t understand why people like her cause you to hate your gender. I suppose you’re not stupid, so why do you think you have anything in common in with her just because she’s a girl as well.
      Besides, if anyone were to generalise women like that would you really want to have anything to do with them.

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    22. errrh, lol, ok. so, why all the hate? that kind of things happen, people know what happens when u drink too much.
      on the other hand, her pose is like ready to deepthroat or to get a mouthfull….. lol kinda hot when chuggin the beer, if u got my point..

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    23. DieAntagonista, nice assumptions there, extremely nice, bravo.

      I don’t hate my gender, but seeing things like this makes my uterus want to commit suicide. I’d much prefer being female to being male, don’t know why, I just simply do. Hmmm, when men get drunk, generally they’re going to deep throat a beer funnel to make all the guys get a boner. To put it blunt, I get tired of trashy little whores using their bodies to get attention because they’re obvious lacking in brains.

      To put it simply, I think all the women rights advocates would be shamed at this display, I mean, seriously, there is some serious rolling in the grave sort of shame.

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    24. Ugh, unclear on a point, I realize. It’s late, I’m tired. What I meant in my first post about the hate word is that, shit like this makes me temporarily hate my gender identity, not permanently, not in the least, especially considering I’m an extremely outspoken woman for women’s rights and what not. It’s sort of like, “Well, it’s no wonder why women are oppressed with this kind of behavior!” and yet I see it far too often.

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    25. @awfulintentions: If women had brains, men would never get laid and the human race would have died out long ago. Thank your lucky stars for whores who are brave enough to deep throat a beerbong(among other things I’m sure).

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    26. @awfulintentions: Hey whoa, what assumptions. I was asking you, not stating anything. I understand perfectly what you mean. I can’t stand girls like that either, but I don’t ‘hate’ them anymore than I ‘hate’ men who do that, you know what I mean?
      No worries, it’s late here as well and I just thought the word hate was a little harsh.

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    27. Every man in the country is a rapist according to this list. Bugging a woman for sex is not rape! Taking sex from a woman is rape. Bugging a woman for sex is merely pathetic. Also it is the duty of a woman to physically struggle on some level as a means of saying no, especially if they understood his intentions and continued to give him attention. They call it sexdrive for a reason and we all need to respect that.

      Also according to this list men are getting raped my women frequently and loving the rape.

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    28. @awfulintentions: men ARE superior to women in every way.

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    29. @awfulintentions: The actions of those trashy little whores you speak of are a pretty natural behavior. Have you never watched a national geographic doc? Using one’s body to get attention is hard-wired into every primates DNA. Ours is no exception.

      This is the problem I have with most feminists; that they refuse to see our natural history and the ways of the natural world.

      Like natedog so humorously put, “rape” is a common aspect of most animal life, especially amongst mammals. A way of separating the strong from the weak.

      It’s a males genetic responsibility to fuck anything and everything he can, and it’s a females genetic responsibility to resist and beat down any man who can’t prove his strength and prowess by overcoming her, whether that be through strength, words, or presenting a gift of dead monkey, as chimpanzees often do. This is the way the natural world works.

      We as humans have changed A LOT in a very short amount of time, and it’s phenomenal how different and really, *unnatural* our mating games have become these days. So really, it is not surprising nor is it something to be ashamed of, to see people still exhibiting old natural primate behaviors without being conscious of them.

      Instead of being ashamed of girls who are still behind you when it comes to social and mental development, who are only victims of natural instinct; you should be proud of yourself for being more mature and advanced with so little real time to have accomplished that growth.

      Women are going to be flaunting their bodies and men are going to be hooting and chest thumping for a long time. Such is life.

      When men gawk at me and get stupid just because I walk by them and wink, it let’s me know I am healthy, but I also know it is my responsibility to be able to subdue and resist them if their hormones get the better of them. If I get drunk and lose my ability to defend myself in a setting that is RIPE with sexual tension, and subsequently get raped; That is my fault. No less than getting drunk and passing out in the woods and getting eaten by a bear is my fault too.

      TL;DR > Stupid girls are going to mate with stupid men, whether they want to or not.

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    30. I dont know I just woke up and my butt hurts.

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    31. @natedog: Soooo… Basically, what that all means is, if you’re a guy, you’re a rapist…

      Just can’t freakin’ win…

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    32. Obviously this picture has provoked quite the debate. Since nobody really knows what events occurred prior to the photos being taken, it’s unfair to assume anything. Maybe the girl was a drunk slut and deserved this. Or maybe she was an innocent virgin who had her applejuice roofied and was later convinced to take a beer bong. This is exactly why I never take a drink unless I know exactly where it came from, and why I control my level on intoxication unless I’m somewhere I know I won’t get fucked with. It’s too bad that she wasn’t smart enough to control herself or drink with people who wouldn’t treat her like a piece of meat. Situations like this are easily prevented.

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    33. excuse my typos in the last post. I’m drunk

      LOL

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